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javascript: serious business

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-06 9:44

i know so many faggots who thinks javascript is easy. then if you ask them to come up with anything substantial, they can't write a single line of fucking code.
it seems like javascript is a tough language to master.
people seem to think that using jquery qualifies you as a javascript programmer, but no, fuck off. it doesn't work that way.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-06 9:59

JavaScript is hard because it's full of inconsistent bullshit.
I'm never learning it because it would poison my mind.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-06 10:18

JavaScript is impossibly hard to debug. I have to run test cases for everything. >>2 So you say your mind is too small for a bit of JavaScript? Like if you were a mental midget.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-06 11:05

javascript is by far the most powerful scripting language

people keep using bullshit like python or lua or ruby but one of these days they'll learn...

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-06 11:54

obviously it depends on what the application is doing. highlighting elements on a web page is easy enough that web designers can do it. something like gmail, asana, etherpad, or meebo is beyond most progammer's level of ability, regardless of language.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-06 13:49

>>3
I find it's better to embrace the mutability.

If you try to force Javascript into giving you the kind of type safety you would expect of a static language, you'll go crazy and waste a lot of time. I mean, shit -- you can't even know that the arguments passed meets the minimum requirements set forth by the function signature (those are just placeholder names, really). That's why I strongly disagree with Crockford's attitude about type coercion. I say all JS code should be coercion-oriented. The flexibility afforded by JS has its downsides, but there's no sense in attempting to address those downsides by also sacrificing the benefits to be had by said flexibility. I suspect that this is the main reason some programmers find programming in Javascript distasteful.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-06 14:09

Javascript is a language is annoying as fuck. It's much nicer to use Google Web Toolkit and write in Java instead, then translate it.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-06 14:15

Programming is hard wah wah we can't program wah
Then don't even try.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-06 18:25

>>4
the only reason javascript is "powerful" is because it has to be there in every browser, and therefore got lucky with a gigantic distribution. the language is not inherently more powerful than python, ruby, lua, etc.

>>7
you must have loved java already

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