javascript: serious business

i know so many faggots who thinks javascript is easy. then if you ask them to come up with anything substantial, they can't write a single line of fucking code.
it seems like javascript is a tough language to master.
people seem to think that using jquery qualifies you as a javascript programmer, but no, fuck off. it doesn't work that way.

JavaScript is hard because it's full of inconsistent bullshit.
I'm never learning it because it would poison my mind.