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. . . Haskell is still better than it.

HASKAL is dead and it should stay dead. It's an interesting academic exercise, but its retarded fans want to use it everywhere, like a bunch of retards they are.

It's an interesting academic exercise,
Maybe in the way that electrocuting yourself in the balls is interesting

Haskell is an intellectual flying leap backwards for all of humanity and static typing needs to d i e . . .

ELECTROCUTE MY ANUS

>>3
In a Fortune 500 business you wouldn't get paid for idly writing unit tests to make sure you spelled your variables correctly.

Now go scrub another toilet, you mental midget.

>>5
i will give >>3-sempai the benefit of the doubt since perhaps she meant that ‘‘static typing is a red herring and the real benefit is in static analysis which you can do in a dynamically typed language just as easily’’
for a good example >>5-kun please consider the following
common lisp implementations such as steel banks common lisp also known as sbcl are known for their high performance due to tracing ahead of time compilation techniques similar to what allows for high performance of javascript engines such as v8 in google chrome and the v. famous python compiler and interpreter python in python or pypy for short
please research this topic >>5-kun because it is literally v. fascinating and enlightening
i believe in you

>>6
I already knew that, you unemployable leech.

All that you are doing is offloading to the runtime something which can be done at great lengths at compile time, and by using a separate static analyzer you are getting but a subset of what the type checker of a language with a proper type system would do. Because the type systems in those languages were done by the likes of Guido van Rossum, who should have focused his contributions in the fast-food industry.

Now go, maybe Walmart is still open for you to plead for a position. Or maybe there's a comic book store at your local mall where you could watch your cartoons all day and not get fired.

I'll leave it up to you.

>>7
gosh >>5-kun you are othering even more than usual tonight
i will not chastise you for lashing out at this one but perhaps you should consider anger management if sending negative energy in your words does not satisfy you the way you expect
you are v. brave >>5-kun and if you remind yourself that you are a strong and a good person in your heart then you will be t. happy one day
i believe in you

Lisp is fucking shit, and everything else is worse.

NO INDENTING

>>7
Guido van Rossum, who should have focused his contributions in the fast-food industry
Instead he created one of the most popular programming languages in the world and gets paid by Google to work on it. Meanwhile, you sit in your mom's basement arguing that Haskell is the ultimate language when the only thing you've written in it are Fibonacci and you don't even have the mathematical knowledge to compute φ with it. So why don't you get out of the basement and go scrub some toilets. Your mom isn't getting enough food stamps for the both of you.

Someone is butthurt.

>>11
bu11hurt, rather. check faggot-san's dubz.

>>11
Guido created C++?

>>14
and java?

>>14
>>15
No wonder they're shit