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. . . Haskell is still better than it.

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Guido van Rossum, who should have focused his contributions in the fast-food industry
Instead he created one of the most popular programming languages in the world and gets paid by Google to work on it. Meanwhile, you sit in your mom's basement arguing that Haskell is the ultimate language when the only thing you've written in it are Fibonacci and you don't even have the mathematical knowledge to compute φ with it. So why don't you get out of the basement and go scrub some toilets. Your mom isn't getting enough food stamps for the both of you.