/prog/ - Learning java for [b][i][o][u]-programmers

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-13 17:12

Some hot chick I want to get to know is studying Java at university and struggling, and, understandably, I feel a sudden urge to be an expert at the subject. What's the least painful way to learn Java for someone who knows python, haskell, scheme, bbcode, C and x86_64 assembly?

Name: VIPPER 2012-01-13 17:13

>>1
Some hot chick I want to get to know is studying Java
Oh boy.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-13 17:25

out of curiosity are you also studying in university?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-13 17:36

Women and Java: Not even once.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-13 17:41

>>1
If you really knew Haskell, Scheme, BBcode and Assembly, you'd never ask this question.
Malus points for thinking doing her homeworks will get you laid.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-13 18:00

bbcode

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-13 18:06

>>1
for someone who knows python, haskell, scheme, bbcode, C and x86_64 assembly?

You can't even figure out how to learn java yet you claim to know all these? Someone is lying.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-13 18:45

>>1
What's the least painful way to learn Java for someone who knows python, haskell, scheme, bbcode, C and x86_64 assembly?

If you can't possible know all this and be unable to learn yourself Java101.

Go back to /g/

Name: Alpha Male !gD3Op2fhHs 2012-01-13 18:46

Already banging her brah, sorry.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-13 19:55

>>1
0/10.

Or a genuine retard. Dunno.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-13 20:00

Have you considered killing the bitch and fucking her dead body?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-13 20:16

>>11
go back to/b/.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-13 21:08

>>1
This is not quality. This is not even good. Conform to my moral standards.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-13 22:35

>>13
my moral standards
What's their ISO NUMBER?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-13 23:30

I hope that girl is a 2hu, because you're fucking retarded if you really want to ``fuck" a human, assturd.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-14 0:55

>>11
That was VIP QUALITY! though.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-14 7:52

>>3
No, I'm self-taught and working.

>>5,7,8
Of course I could just google it and find something reasonably good and learn from that, I was just wondering if anybody knew anything good for someone who already knows the all the concepts. Something along the lines "Sorry for how much this language sucks, but here's how you do X in idiomatic Java."

Here's my löb as proof, btw:



löb ∷ Functor φ ⇒ φ (φ α → α) → φ α

löb x = result where result = fmap ($ result) x

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-14 14:03

>>17
No, You're lying and using goggle to somehow impress us and act like you know any of those languages.

Your first post gave it away that you're a moron, stop trying.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-14 14:49

Doing her homework will not net you any sex.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-14 14:52

>>17
My loeb > your loeb.
loeb x = fix $ (<$> x) . flip id

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-14 15:33

Löb's, eh?
GL: ☐(☐S→S)→☐S

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-14 17:08

du/b/s, check 'em you ni/g//g/ers

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-14 21:12

>>5,7,8,18
IHBT

Learning java for [b][i][o][u]-programmers

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