/prog/ - what was programming like before/after sex?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-10 22:02

you know how watching porn is different after you lose your virginity?

what is programming like after you stick your big dick up a tight wet warm pussy hole repeatedly until you cum sweet sperm jizz?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-10 22:29

you know how watching porn is different after you lose your virginity?

No. Maybe one of these days a woman will find me attractive.

what is programming like after you stick your big dick up a tight wet warm pussy hole repeatedly until you cum sweet sperm jizz?

You are in the wrong place, pal!

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-10 22:50

Well, I've shoved it in a woman's ass and in a woman's mouth...

Neither time has my perspective on programming changed.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-10 22:52

>>2
BUT WOMEN ARE NOT TOUHOUS
WHY WOULD YOU FUCK A NON TOUHOU

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-11 8:34

you cum sweet sperm jizz

You are gay.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-11 8:38

>>5
Takes one to know one.
Are you an queer!

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-11 8:38

>>1
Why would something change?

Name: VIPPER 2012-01-11 8:45

>>1
Why the hell are you asking /prog/?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-11 8:54

>>4
[blink]WHY WOULD YOU FUCK A NON TOUHOU[/blink]

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Name: Anonymous 2012-01-11 8:59

>>8
'Cuz they /prog/ram?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-11 9:12

>>6
Thanks for reminding me how comebacks used to be when I was 7 years old.

Name: VIPPER 2012-01-11 9:20

>>10
/prog/ does neither.

Name: big balls 2012-01-11 9:28

>>1
After sex, i find very difficult to concentrate. Fuckin' endorphines won't leave me alone.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-11 10:55

>>13

ENDORPHINES!

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-11 11:09

>>14
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Name: Anonymous 2012-01-11 11:24

I saw someone have sex once, does that count as loosing my virginity?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-11 12:13

stick your big dick up a tight wet warm pussy hole repeatedly until you cum sweet sperm jizz

I believe our virginity-losing experience was quite different.
To me, it was more like "fuck you dick, get hard already so I can get out of here and go fap to hentai. But Master, I can't, when this 3D slut is watching me!".

That was the day I realized real-life sex is boring as shit and not glorious and mind-blowing at all like it is in many hentai and some BDSM porn.

I hope I will at least enjoy drugs more when I finally get them.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-11 12:44

No programming is not different, I do agree that watching porn is though, amateur porn is a lot more appealing afterwards.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-11 12:50

>>17
I had sex with Reimu in my lucid dreams.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-11 15:20

>>19
Nice. I want an anime dream. I only had one where I had sex with an old male classmate dressed as an anime girl. Even though I'm not a faggot, in the dream it was astonishingly good and when I woke up, my heart was racing, my face was red and I was almost at tears from pleasure.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-11 15:29

>>18
I agree. Regular porn seems too ideal.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-11 15:55

what was programming like before/after doubles?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-11 16:03

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Name: Anonymous 2012-01-11 16:03

>>22
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Name: Anonymous 2012-01-11 16:08

Who says I'm a dude?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-11 16:12

>>25
Your dick.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-11 16:14

>>26
Tsk. Nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-11 16:22

>>22,23
Double tripz and triple dubz!

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-11 16:34

it ain't easy having a foot long dick

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-11 16:40

>>22-23,28
wow

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-11 16:44

>>33
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Name: Anonymous 2012-01-11 18:03

>>20 This.

Name: nig nig 2012-01-11 20:16

>>31
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Name: Anonymous 2012-01-11 23:32

hey check my dubs

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-11 23:43

Mine goes into a hole filled with poo.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-12 15:38

SEX completely changed my view on programming. I now use Ruby and Rails exclusively.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-12 15:39

>>36
Stories of sex changing men into faggots we not fairy tails it might seem.

what was programming like before/after sex?

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