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Name: Anonymous 2011-11-09 8:22

MAY I PRESENT YOU AUTISM++

IT PRINTS MONEY AND INVENTS NON-CONTIGIOUS PASTELL COLOURED CAPRETS (THE KIND YOU ALWAYS DREAMED OF)



: PRINT "THIS PROGRAM WILL OPTIMIZE YOUR PREVIOUS PROGRAMS"

: PRINT "PLEASE WAIT WHILE THIS PROGRAM IS BUSY OPTIMIZING"

: PRINT

: SLEEP 694

: PRINT "DONE"

: PRINT "PLEASE BUY $33834888882845234927549274589723457896345345 DOLLARS ONLY THANK YOU VERY MUCH"

: PRINT "IF YOU DONT BUY THIS PROGRAMM WILL UNOPTIMIZE ALL YOUR THINGS"

: PRINT "WRITTEN IN HYPER-EDITOR, COMPILED WITH HYPER-COMPILER HYPER-VERSION 447832.48833-9943-0"

EXIT -255

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-09 8:27

I love coloured magic!

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-09 8:35

How do I use this?

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-09 8:39

Your program takes too much time OP. I optimized it using your program





: PRINT "THIS PROGRAM WILL OPTIMIZE YOUR PREVIOUS PROGRAMS"

: PRINT "PLEASE WAIT WHILE THIS PROGRAM IS BUSY OPTIMIZING"

: PRINT

: SLEEP 382

: PRINT "DONE"

: PRINT "PLEASE BUY $33834888882845234927549274589723457896345345 DOLLARS ONLY THANK YOU VERY MUCH"

: PRINT "IF YOU DONT BUY THIS PROGRAMM WILL UNOPTIMIZE ALL YOUR THINGS"

: PRINT "WRITTEN IN HYPER-EDITOR, COMPILED WITH HYPER-COMPILER HYPER-VERSION 447832.48833-9943-0"

EXIT -255

My benchmark tests showed almost 50% optimization. It works guys

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-09 14:23

Modified it so it will take advantage of multiple CPUs OP. I want my pay from $33834888882845234927549274589723457896345345. thanks

#include <stdio.h>

#include <Windows.h>

#define NUMBER_OF_THREADS 4



DWORD WINAPI optimize( LPVOID lpParam ){

    Sleep((1+694/NUMBER_OF_THREADS)*1000);

    return 0;

}



int main(){

  int i;

  HANDLE t[NUMBER_OF_THREADS];



  printf("THIS PROGRAM WILL OPTIMIZE YOUR PREVIOUS PROGRAMS\n");

  printf("V10.2.4A MODIFIED TO WORK ON MULTIPLE PROCESSORS\n");

  

  printf("PLEASE WAIT WHILE THIS PROGRAM IS BUSY OPTIMIZING\n\n");

  

  for(i=0; i<NUMBER_OF_THREADS; i++)

    t[i] = CreateThread(0, 0, optimize, 0, 0, 0);

  WaitForMultipleObjects(NUMBER_OF_THREADS, t, 1, INFINITE);

  printf("DONE\n");

  printf("PLEASE BUY $33834888882845234927549274589723457896345345 DOLLARS ONLY THANK YOU VERY MUCH\n");

  printf("IF YOU DONT BUY THIS PROGRAMM WILL UNOPTIMIZE ALL YOUR THINGS\n");

  printf("WRITTEN IN HYPER-EDITOR, COMPILED WITH HYPER-COMPILER HYPER-VERSION 447832.48833-9943-0\n");

  

  return 0;

}

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-09 16:22

>>5
#define NUMBER_OF_THREADS 0

WHAT NOW FAGGOT

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2 Name: Anonymous 2011-11-09 8:27

3 Name: Anonymous 2011-11-09 8:35

4 Name: Anonymous 2011-11-09 8:39