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MAY I PRESENT YOU AUTISM++

IT PRINTS MONEY AND INVENTS NON-CONTIGIOUS PASTELL COLOURED CAPRETS (THE KIND YOU ALWAYS DREAMED OF)


: PRINT "THIS PROGRAM WILL OPTIMIZE YOUR PREVIOUS PROGRAMS"
: PRINT "PLEASE WAIT WHILE THIS PROGRAM IS BUSY OPTIMIZING"
: PRINT
: SLEEP 694
: PRINT "DONE"
: PRINT "PLEASE BUY $33834888882845234927549274589723457896345345 DOLLARS ONLY THANK YOU VERY MUCH"
: PRINT "IF YOU DONT BUY THIS PROGRAMM WILL UNOPTIMIZE ALL YOUR THINGS"
: PRINT "WRITTEN IN HYPER-EDITOR, COMPILED WITH HYPER-COMPILER HYPER-VERSION 447832.48833-9943-0"
EXIT -255

Modified it so it will take advantage of multiple CPUs OP. I want my pay from $33834888882845234927549274589723457896345345. thanks
#include <stdio.h>
#include <Windows.h>
#define NUMBER_OF_THREADS 4

DWORD WINAPI optimize( LPVOID lpParam ){
    Sleep((1+694/NUMBER_OF_THREADS)*1000);
    return 0;
}

int main(){
  int i;
  HANDLE t[NUMBER_OF_THREADS];

  printf("THIS PROGRAM WILL OPTIMIZE YOUR PREVIOUS PROGRAMS\n");
  printf("V10.2.4A MODIFIED TO WORK ON MULTIPLE PROCESSORS\n");
 
  printf("PLEASE WAIT WHILE THIS PROGRAM IS BUSY OPTIMIZING\n\n");
 
  for(i=0; i<NUMBER_OF_THREADS; i++)
    t[i] = CreateThread(0, 0, optimize, 0, 0, 0);
  WaitForMultipleObjects(NUMBER_OF_THREADS, t, 1, INFINITE);
  printf("DONE\n");
  printf("PLEASE BUY $33834888882845234927549274589723457896345345 DOLLARS ONLY THANK YOU VERY MUCH\n");
  printf("IF YOU DONT BUY THIS PROGRAMM WILL UNOPTIMIZE ALL YOUR THINGS\n");
  printf("WRITTEN IN HYPER-EDITOR, COMPILED WITH HYPER-COMPILER HYPER-VERSION 447832.48833-9943-0\n");
 
  return 0;
}