If Angry Birds took 4 people to make

what the fuck can one person do by themselves? I need friends...

1/4*AngryBirds.

>>1
you will never ever haver friends. Accept the reality of the situation. Forever_alone.png

>>2
AngryBirds/4.

[iOPTIMIZED

Angry Birds took 4 people to make
Because shitty C/C++ requires a team of slaves to move stone blocks around.

I need friends...
No. You nead a team of slaves and a slave driver with a fat whip.

http://images.wikia.com/snk/images/b/b3/Whipxi.jpg

Actually, it's inversely proportional.
One person would make a game 4 times better than Angry Birds. The less human you are, the better the game will be.

>>5
I'd let her whip me, if you know what I mean.

I mean I'd let her whip me.

4 people to make
1 - code
2 - graphics
1 - guy who came up with the idea

>>8
Like with changing lightbulbs?

>>8
idea guy
You mena the guy that copied what free flash games have been doing for a long time now

it would have taken about an hour if they had just used python

>>11
Too bad python is slow as fuck.

it actually uses lua..isn't that one of those worthless languages you guys love so much?

>>13
if it ain't python, it's shit

>>14
Conversely, if it ain't shit, it's Python.

Elitist bitches. My server provides countless services to thousands of users and most of it is done by Python scripts.

>>16
Horrible, just terrible. You should use a proper non-faggot language. I feel bad for your users. You should feel bad too.
The poor sods saddled with FIOC. The poor bastards.

>>1
well its not that hard as it seems
it will require a lot of time and dedication
though, the coding section shouldnt be bigger than 14-16k
the hard part is the art, designing and making levels
given that you are going to copy angry birds the only thing you pretty much need is art so find yourself an artist given that you are a good c/c++/obj c(for the ui) programmer
good luck sanjo

>>8 as a JRPG

Expert Cudius  1000/1000 HP
                 50/  50 MP
      Special: Autism, Nosleep
Le Fartista      30/  30 HP
                500/ 500 MP
      Special: DrawCharactr, Furry
Pixxy Zum        30/  30 HP
                700/ 700 MP
      Special: DrawBackgrnd, TentaRape
Ideos Faggus     50/  50 HP
               ----/---- MP
      Special: MSWord, Inspiratn(Steal)

Angry Birds is about the simplest game you can make with Box2D. Lesson: leverage an existing library. Give no credit.

true the guy that made it really missed millions by gpl'ing it

>>21
"creator of Angry Brids" looks damn impressive on a resumé, kid.

>>22
now i was talking about the box2d guy
and the widespread use of his engine

but fuck you eitherway

>>21,23
box2d
gpl

>>21
>>23
He probably could have made money by gpl'ing it, box2d uses the zlib license.

>>25
This. If he GPL'd it, he could have offered a dual commercial license for commercial use, meaning money in the bank.

>>26
There is in fact more to life than money in the bank despite what your degenerate Occupy A Jail Cell 'friends' would have you believe.

>>26
Exactly what I was thinking. Although, maybe it wouldn't have become so widely used if it wasn't under a permissive license.

>>4
Actually, depending on how smart your compiler is, 1 / 4 * AngryBirds is either as fast or faster than AngryBirds / 4 in most scenarios.

Division is a much more computationally expensive than multiplication, so much so that many low-powered ARM cores don't even include a division instruction. Assuming that you're working with floating point values, it's always faster to multiply by the reciprocal of your divisor than to perform naive division.

``But wait!'' you say, ``if the program has to divide 1 by 4 first to get that reciprocal, wouldn't that defeat the purpose of the multiplication optimization?'' Indeed, you would be correct, but fortunately, nearly all compilers are smart enough not to do that. The parser sees 1 / 4 and immediately replaces it with .25 before compilation, much in the same way as macro substitution is performed.

However, if your compiler is really smart, it will see AngryBirds / 4 and compile it as .25 * AngryBirds instead, in which case it didn't matter what we wrote. If you were working with integer division, on the other hand, it might interest you to visit the following link, which describes algorithm (with a public domain C implementation) for applying a similar trick to arbitrary integers at run-time, not compile time. Now that's OPTIMIZED.

http://ridiculousfish.com/blog/posts/labor-of-division-episode-iii.html

>>29
Why did you copy a whole text instead of telling ey about constant folding and strength reduction?

>>31
ey
Fuck off and die, feminist piece of shit.

>>32
YHB 4/10.

>>31
over-educated under-achieving middle class expecting the world on a platter but hatin having to pay his dues white suburban "99%" detected

>>34
over-educated
no such thing

It took less people to make Angry Birds than it did to shit up this thread.


Think about it.

>>36
Impressive though slightly depressing. I'm off to hack anii.

>>36
but way more man-hours.

>>34
holy fuck you just described me
are you a wizard

Theorem: shitting up /prog/ threads is an embarrassingly parallel problem.

Just imagine if the shitposters on /prog/ are actually part of a giant botnet. That shitposting algorithm would be insane.

>>41



char* proclaim_dubs_array[] = {
  "[code][b]dubz[/b]",
  "[b]check my [i]dubz[/i][/b]",
  "That's cool and all, but check my dubz"
};

char* generic_array[] = {
  "fuck you ``faggot''",
  "fuck off and die faggot",
  "kill yourself you fucking faggot"
};


#define LENGTH(arr) (sizeof(arr)/sizeof(arr[0]))

int post_to_respond_to = random() % (last_post_number + 1);
if(last_post_number % 11 == 0) {
  int response_index = random() % LEGNTH(proclaim_dubz_array);
  post(">>%d\n%s\n", post_to_repsond_to, proclaim_dubz_array[response_index]);
} else {
  int response_index = random() % LENGTH(generic_array);
  post(">>%d\n%s\n", post_to_respond_to, generic_array[response_index]);
}
[/code]

This brings about a version of Descartes' demon: am I typing messages to living beings on /prog/ or am I just participating in the ramblings of a mad AI balancing ratios of humorous shitposts with interesting content with random attachment of sages and namefag identities to keep me from knowing the truth.

>>42
fuck off and die you fucking faggot

>>43
I could write bots which can post semi-intelligent content(for short strings) easily(i wrote one before in 2009 though its just a single-stage markov chain with random offsets(inserted at cutoffs in the chain)), plus i'm certain someone had a dubs search bot which shitposted variations of "dubz" all over the board.

>>29
AngryBirds >> 2
U MAD?

>>46
yeah man, my wife left me took the kids
and my parents died last august
shit sucks

>>34
over-educated
Conservatard detected.

>>48
Anyone who disagrees with me is dumb. Anyone who disagrees with me but knows more about the topic than I do, is educated dumb.