If Angry Birds took 4 people to make

what the fuck can one person do by themselves? I need friends...

Just imagine if the shitposters on /prog/ are actually part of a giant botnet. That shitposting algorithm would be insane.

>>41



char* proclaim_dubs_array[] = {
  "[code][b]dubz[/b]",
  "[b]check my [i]dubz[/i][/b]",
  "That's cool and all, but check my dubz"
};

char* generic_array[] = {
  "fuck you ``faggot''",
  "fuck off and die faggot",
  "kill yourself you fucking faggot"
};


#define LENGTH(arr) (sizeof(arr)/sizeof(arr[0]))

int post_to_respond_to = random() % (last_post_number + 1);
if(last_post_number % 11 == 0) {
  int response_index = random() % LEGNTH(proclaim_dubz_array);
  post(">>%d\n%s\n", post_to_repsond_to, proclaim_dubz_array[response_index]);
} else {
  int response_index = random() % LENGTH(generic_array);
  post(">>%d\n%s\n", post_to_respond_to, generic_array[response_index]);
}
[/code]

This brings about a version of Descartes' demon: am I typing messages to living beings on /prog/ or am I just participating in the ramblings of a mad AI balancing ratios of humorous shitposts with interesting content with random attachment of sages and namefag identities to keep me from knowing the truth.

>>42
fuck off and die you fucking faggot

>>43
I could write bots which can post semi-intelligent content(for short strings) easily(i wrote one before in 2009 though its just a single-stage markov chain with random offsets(inserted at cutoffs in the chain)), plus i'm certain someone had a dubs search bot which shitposted variations of "dubz" all over the board.

>>29
AngryBirds >> 2
U MAD?

>>46
yeah man, my wife left me took the kids
and my parents died last august
shit sucks

>>34
over-educated
Conservatard detected.

>>48
Anyone who disagrees with me is dumb. Anyone who disagrees with me but knows more about the topic than I do, is educated dumb.