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1337 hacking team

Name: retr0sp3kt 2011-10-22 19:23

Hey 4chan. I am retr0sp3ct, speaking on behav of techninja's hacking team.
We are putting together a team of 1337 hackers, and we figur this would be a good place to look.
Here is our website: http://techninjasteam.co.cc/
Here is our team so far: http://hakerzrule.webs.com/apps/members/
Here are a rule: ttp://hakerzrule.webs.com/apps/blog/show/3861131-a-must

Also proggramers too.
If you think you have the skills and are interested in joining us, please contanct us: http://hakerzrule.webs.com/apps/contactme/sites/show

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-22 19:25

hello im fairX the haxxor join my community of hackers if you payme enough i will give you access to a private area of haxx ;)
http://forum.curse-x.com/index.php

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-22 19:31

@2

that link doesnt work for me, it say the domain is for sale

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-22 19:43

>>3
ify oU pAYME enOUGh ;)

Name: HAXUS THE ANII HAXOR 2011-10-22 20:30

SECRET HAX MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-22 20:31

lol, fucking noobs. "1337" my ass.

Name: retr0sp3kt 2011-10-22 21:03

@7

ur a noob. dont talk about things you dont know

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-22 21:04

@7
i ment @6

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-22 21:05

this is not twitter you dumbfuck, gtfo

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-22 21:06

It sure is EXPERT TROLLING in here.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-23 1:10

>>11
Exactly

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-23 2:11

>>14
I have to disagree there.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-23 2:42

>>15
Your an queer!

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-23 2:47

>>1
can we hax the presidents computer and put porn in his files? that would so funny lol

Name: VIPPER 2011-10-23 5:01

>>14
Baby steps VIPPER, baby steps. Start with his anus first.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-23 5:11

I don't know what the fuck is going on here!

But it sure feels good in my ANUS

Name: retr0sp3kt 2011-10-23 6:26

@everyone
you guys are all useless noobs

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-23 6:31

@17
    u 9uy5 r 411 U531355 N0085

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-23 7:07

>>1
First of all, learn English. Get your head out of your ass. You make us look bad. 1337 is a meme you fucking neophyte. Go back to your batch file youtube tutorials and "hack" forums.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-23 7:10

Stupid wannabe Philistines!

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-23 7:13

>>25
in my anus nao!

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-23 7:14

*farts on >>23 *

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-23 7:18

>>35
I concur. Proceed...

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-23 7:18

reported

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-23 7:19

>>27
if it aint lithp, ith crap

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-23 13:15

>>22
hey only i do that

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-23 16:36

1 15 50 1337

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-23 16:44

Name: retr0sp3kt 2011-10-26 18:40

bumbing

comon, surely there is talent among thsi pile of noobs

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-26 18:50

>>29
You were serious? That was not a troll intended to make fun of script kiddies?

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-26 18:52

>>29
damn you faggget
you've made me laugh
next time you try to put something like this together
don't make it sound like you are trying to put
together the teenage mutant turtles
now fuck off

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-26 21:14

Why would I want to join a team of illiterate children?

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-26 22:31

Would you happen to have any tutorials on the exact procedure required to hack an anus?

I am willing to give you my dubz in exchange.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-26 23:06

>>23

34 PRINT "": GOTO >>23


Now what!

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-27 1:13

>>34
Goto 34

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-27 1:17

>>23
>>34
>>35

Holy [b]Batman[b], Hanna!

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-27 1:17

>>35
[code]
' ONE CANNOT FATHOM THE POWER OF MY 31337 GOTO SKILLZ
36 GOTO 37
[/m]

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-27 1:18

>>36
BBCode fail.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-27 1:19

>>42
31337

Name: HAXUS THE GREAT SAGE 2011-10-27 9:24

HAXUS THE GREAT SAGE

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-27 11:55

Sure is YHBT here.

Name: retr0sp3kt 2011-10-27 23:59

i liek men, I liek to hax der anus wit mah 1337 anus haxing 31337-ness.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-28 17:26

dubz

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-28 18:25

check 'em

Name: ANUS THE HAXUS NIGNOG 2011-11-03 2:31

anus haxing eminent!

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-03 14:36

>>1
You should learn to write properly.

Name: the REAL retr0sp3kt 2012-01-02 10:26

I am sorry for any problems that "I" have caused, but I have recently descovered that my name was forged above.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-02 10:37

>>47
I wouldn't like to walk the kilometers of dicks you sucked.

Name: the REAL retr0sp3kt 2012-01-14 23:42

I have reason to believe that it was my former business partner Marcellino Najem (aka: deamon21)who wrote this post and wasted so much of our time.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-15 13:11

>>45
Just curious.. where did you hear the term nignog?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-15 13:30

(b (u (i (o "Hax My Anus"))))

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-15 13:37

if you would like to join my team, contact me immediately

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-15 15:21

LEAVE MY HAXOR TIAM ALONE!

Name: Ookami 2012-01-18 15:27

Posts 47 and 49 are right, this is not an actual post by retrospekt. Someone who's mad at him wrote this to discredit him.

Name: Ookami 2012-01-18 15:28

He can spell better than the impersonator too.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-18 15:33

retr0sp3kt
retr0sp3ct
How can you misspell `your' own name?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-18 15:37

>>47-48
I laughed so much at this, it's painful.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-18 15:45

>>48
The average human penis size is 15.64 cm, so 1 kilometre of dicks must be approximately 6394 dicks.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-18 18:39

I once hacked an anus. I f e el k i n d o f b a d a b o ut it :<

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-19 0:47

If I was a hacker I would call my group Fighting For Freedom similar to that Fighting For Fun cracker group. But I would hacktivist the planet. Can you guys teach me how to hack, like breast feed me.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-19 5:06

>> Great Read ^^

1 Name: retr0sp3kt : 2011-10-22 19:23

...

47 Name: the REAL retr0sp3kt : 2012-01-02 10:26

    I am sorry for any problems that "I" have caused, but I have recently descovered that my name was forged above.

...problems? No prob's, just lolz ^^
... u got noob-dos'd =)

Name: retr0sp3kt 2012-03-26 23:28

Holy fuck, this is too fucking funny, I can't believe this resurfaced, I made this thread fucking months ago.

I am the real retr0sp3kt, this troll "the REAL retr0sp3kt" is trying to fuck up our 1337 awesomeness.

Well seeing as how this has been bumped by our friend here, I say again we are still looking for hackers and programmers to join us.

Here's my super cool top-secret blog: http://hakerzrule.webs.com/apps/blog/

>>HAKERZ RULE!!

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-27 0:22

the human race has nothing better to do than fight
if we actually worked together as one planet we could get shit done and everybody would be alot happier
but then again we wouldn't be happy since we aren't fighting so i don't give a damn

Name: DOX 2012-03-27 0:27


---General Info---
Name: Josh Marquardt
Sex: Male
Age: 14 years old
City/State: Ottawa, ON
Country: Canada
Area Code: 613
Time Zone: Eastern

---Contact---
Phone: +1 (613) 909-5772

---School---
(either)
St. Elizabeth
(or)
Carleton Place High School

---Links---
Website: http://hakerzrule.webs.com/
Twitter: http://twitter.com/#!/retr0sp3kt
Facebook: (not public)(A conversation with his profile is on: http://hakerzrule.webs.com/)
fmyl: http://www.fmylife.com/member/retr0sp3kt
photobucket: http://s1208.photobucket.com/profile/retr0sp3kt
Ustream: http://www.ustream.tv/user/retr0sp3kt
Youtube(new): http://www.youtube.com/user/retr0sp3kt
Youtube(old): http://www.youtube.com/user/ubergeeklord1337/
Deviantart(new): http://retr0sp3kt.deviantart.com/
Deviantart(old): http://ubergeeklord1337.deviantart.com/

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-27 0:39

>>63
if we actually worked together as one planet we could get shit done and everybody would be alot happier
Let's work together to exterminate the Jewish vermins worldwide!
Fight the Jews - reclaim the Homeland!

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-27 5:29

AHAHAHA wait listen guys what if you can login in a 'hacker website' using your facebook account

AAHAHAHAHA

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-27 5:45

>>63
United world government is a jewish mega-project to control all humans and nothing else

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-27 7:10

username: ' or 1=1'--

Name: t3h penguin of d00m 2012-03-27 7:41

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Name: Anonymous 2012-03-27 13:18

I wish I had seven t-shirts that fit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-27 23:26

cmon, just open three holes in your blanket and wear it

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-30 6:56

>>69

Butthead: Huh huh huh, hey Beavis?

Beavis: Uh, yeah?

Butthead: He said 69! Huhuha

Beavis: Oh, yeah yeah yeah, hahaha

Name: HAXUS THE GRATE SAGE 2012-03-30 7:26

>>66
Holy inbred-Jew-nigger-feotal-anus-mush [/batman]BATMAN![batman]
You fucking can!
Also nice dubs.

Also thread not programming-related, sage in all fields.

Name: the REAL retr0sp3kt 2012-04-06 20:10

look at this post on the website linked by #1, it will prove my integrity once and for all: http://hakerzrule.webs.com/apps/blog/show/11648101-fraud-warning

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-10 21:27

incoming dubs

Name: the real REAL retr0sp3kt 2012-04-11 1:23

Hello, I am the real retr0sp3kt and I see what you did there.

Seems that somebody is trying to impersonate me, but I don't give a fuck.
We are still looking for new members, but only 1337 p30pl3.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-11 4:06

Name: the REAL retr0sp3kt 2012-07-23 12:36

What the fuck guys, stop fucking with my website.
Everyone keeps trying to say they are me but they are not me.
Fucking trolls are just jelly of us.

I am retr0sp3kt, the only retr0sp3kt and I have been inpersonated and a victim of fraud...

Now kindly leave us, the team and the website alone.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-23 12:42

>>78
Pray beheste thyselve frome my domaine

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-23 13:40

>>78
Get a Lemote YeeLong-8133, man.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-23 13:43

[batman]Holy everything![/batman] [code]HACKERS![code]

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-23 14:15

>>78

Everyone keeps trying to say they are me but they are not me.

HOLY SHIT IT'S THE SHE-DEMON, FFP!

SHE HAS RETURNED AS A ``1337 h4xx0r''!  SHE IS AN INCESSANT TROLL!

Name: the REAL retr0sp3kt 2012-07-23 14:17

You talk so much about programming, but you cant talk about hacking because you cant actually do anything. I run a hacked network of computers that I programmed to click on googles ads in my secret website. I even write my own viruses to make people get hacked into my network. I work at home and have a bunch of screens showing me what people on my network are doing on their screens. I can even set it so that i can see the code of their computers. can you guys do any of that? I dont think so. I bet you dont know where all the websites real hackers hang out are either? if you name them, I just might tell them that the REAL retr0sp3kt sent you.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-23 14:21

fucking hackers

Name: Bozorg Pr05p3kt 2012-07-23 14:47

So basically you have malicious php or some other cheap trick embedded in your website that you want us to click so that when we do you can (try) insert a tr0jan or general rootkit, execute some arbitrary code via some browser flaw or overflow and hijack our system to join your botnet? Or are you just going to cultivate out IP's and attempt to intrude in our system that way, big boy? Id like to pen test your mom, personally. Insert my root kit or is it tool kit into her gaping wide vuln, if you catch my drift.I guess its easier to steal cookies or something like that if have our ip's too. 

If your so bad ass, then hack us from here on 4chan. There are xss vulns all over this site if you know where to look big boy.

What do you do with your 2 node strong botnet anyway faggot?

I see you are probably ...are you from that shit chan I think you are? kuni koskesh, bacheh kuni sag?

Name: Bozorg Pr05p3kt 2012-07-23 15:06

Only real hackers that have ever been around 4chan are cops.

Remember that. now hats what I call lulz!

The only intelligent people you EVER bump into here turn out to be agents especially the provocateurs, shills or with a well established web brigade. All the regular users are just assorted gamer scum.

The title "anonymous" is being used by everyone 12 year old skiddies(mostly) to the project vigilant people to hackers on the other side of the world all with varying and often clashing agendas. It means nothing. Never did, really.

All the real hackers are too busy prodding around in Amazons cloud or selling out or hiding or pretending to be people they aren't and assume really annoying alter egos.. or something like that ATM.

Prospect is pretty much the opposite of retrospect, in case you are too dumb to figure that out.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-23 16:16

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Name: Anonymous 2012-07-23 18:40

2 fat ladies dubs get

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-23 21:01

>>87
I've always loved the double negative in that.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-23 21:21

>>85-86
I wouldn't like to walk the kilometres of dicks you've sucked.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-23 21:29

>>82

Best thing to do: sage this thread and ignore it.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-23 23:52

What the fuck am I reading?

>>78
Why the fuck did you bump this.

Look at the dates, oh lord my sides...

>>1
>2011-10-22

Name: jonnyDOS 2013-03-06 4:49

HEy retr3spock. I saw your post on facebook that you were saying you wanted team memebers for hacking and i want to be on your team. I clicked the link you send my and it broaght me here so i geuss this is where you sign up.
my skills are :
-i know how to DDOS people with loic
-i can download backtrack of linus
-i have access to school computers and i could sneak and use the teachers computer when she leaves the room
-i want to part of anonymous someday.

here is my twitter https://twitter.com/retr0sp3kt

Name: jonnyDOS 2013-03-06 4:50

oh wait, i posted the wrong twitter. this is mine
https://twitter.com/jonny_dos


im sorry

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-06 5:41

>>60

Software Liberation Front reporting in.

This thread was hilarious.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-06 6:09

Firefox can't find the server at techninjasteam.co.cc.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-06 6:25

>>2
private area of haxx
sounds homoerotic.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-06 6:33

anti jew liberation hacker group

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-06 9:29

dubz liberation front

Name: King Dombaby 2013-10-15 9:20

You guys are just a bunch of NOPs.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-15 20:41

>>98
>le pedophile sage

>>99
>le pedophile sage

>>100
>le pedophile namefagging

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-15 20:46

>>101
nice /g/uotes

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-15 20:54

>>102
Don't tease the mentally impaired

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-15 21:04

>>102
>le pedophile proud%20sage

>>103
>le pedophile sage

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-15 23:06

my sides have been haxed

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-16 5:06

>>105
>le pedophile sage

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-16 13:30

will the real Retr0sp3kt please stand up?

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-16 13:49

check 'em

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-16 14:01

In the end, the tension of reflection assumes the status of a principle and, just as in a passionate age zrlthusirlsrrl is the ttrtijyirtg principle, so zrlvy becomes the negatively ttrtijyirtg prirltiplz in a passionless and very reflective age. Yet one mustn’t straight away take this ethically as an accusation; no, reflect.ion’s idea, if one ntay put it this way, is envy, and t.he envy is therefore twofold: a selfish envy in t.he individual, and then again t.he envy that t.he sunoundings direct towards him. Reflect.ion’s envy in t.he individual frustrates intpassioned decision in him, and if it looks as ifhe were just about to succeed, t.he reflected opposition of t.he sunoundings stops him. Reflect.ion’s envy holds will and energy as though in captivity. The individual ntust then first of all break out of t.he prison in which his own reflection holds him, and if he t.hen succeeds he still does not stand in t.he open but in t.he vast penitentiary fonned by t.he reflection of t.he surroundings; and he is related to this again through t.he reflectionrrelatjon in himself, from which only religious inwardness can free him, however much he sees through t.he falseness of that relation. But that it is a prison that reflection holds both t.he individual and t.he age in, that it is reflection that does it and not tyrants or secret police, nor priests or aristocrats e is a view of things that reflection does all in its power to prevent, maintaining the flattering illusion that the possibilities offered by reflection are sontething far greater than paltry decision. The selfish fonn of envy, in the fonn of desire, demands too much of the individual himself and impedes him by spoiling him, like a weak mot.her’s partiality; for envy in himself prevents t.he individual from becoming devoted. Envy in t.he surroundings, in which t.he individual himself again relates to others, is of a negatively critical kind. But t.he longer this continues, t.he more reflect.ion’s envy will acquire t.he status of ethical envy. Confined air always becomes noxious, and sintilarly, confinement in reflection, with no action or event to provide ventilation, develops that censorious envy. while in the tension of reflection t.he better energies keep each other in check, baseness rises to t.he surface, its impudence intpressing like a kind of force and its conternptuousness becoming its protective privilege, because it allows it to escape envy’s attention. Besides, it is deeply embedded in human nature not to be able to stay on top without a break and keep on adntiring; it calls for change. Which is why even t.he ntost enthusiastic age requires an envious joke at t.he expense of excellence. This is perfectly in order and ntay be quite appropriate if sonteone, after t.he Shrovet.ide nterryrrtaking with t.he excellent, turning his gaze once more upon it, is able to fnd it unchanged. For otherwise he will have lost more by joking than t.he joke was worth. There can be scope for envy in this way even in an enthusiastic age; and yes, envy, even if t.he age is less enthusiastic, so long as it still has the energy to endow envy with character and is clear in its mind what expressing it nteans, envy can have its own, albeit perilous, significance. Thus in Greece, for exantple, ostracism was an expression of envy, a kind of balanoerestoring selfndefence against excellence. It was practised in full consciousness ofits dialectical implication, nantely that ostracism was a ntark of excellence. In representing a rather earlier era in Greece it would therefore be ironic in the spirit of Aristophanes to have an utterly insignificant man sent into exile by ostracism. This irony would constitute even higher comedy than ironically, say, letting a nobody like that become ruler, simply because exile by ostracism is already t.he negative expression of excellence. This is why it would in turn be a still higher ironical comedy to have it all end with t.he people recalling t.he banished one because they couldn't get on without him e which would have to be a total enigma to those he lived in exile with, since naturally they would have been unable to fnd any excellence in him at all. In The Knights, Aristophanes portrays the ultimate state of decay when, just as the Dalai Lama’s excrement is revered, t.he rabble ends by adoring, or adoringly oontentplating, its reflection in the first and best of the trash e a situation that, in its degeneracy, corresponds in terms of popular government to putting imperial dignity up for auction.

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