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Name: Anonymous 2011-10-21 13:11

Ways to build a house

I want to build a house by myself in the woods from lumber I cut with an axe
C++
C
I want to participate on a construction team and put up some dry wall, do some painting, hammer some nails and not have to deal with the foundation
C#
Java
I'm an interior designer
Actionscript
Python
Gamemaker/GML
Construct
Html (huehue)
PHP
Ruby
LISP
etc...

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-21 13:16

Who are you quoting?

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-21 13:19

>>2
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Name: Anonymous 2011-10-21 13:21

>>3
Go back there, then.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-21 13:25

>>4
Why.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-21 13:25

>>1
[quote]I want to build a house by myself in the woods from lumber I cut with an axe[/quote]What if you want to build an axe?

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-21 13:30

>>6
You use Lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-21 13:36

>>6
You learn to BBCode.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-21 13:37

>>6
ASM

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-21 13:46

>>1

not quite

I'm a civil engineer
C
ASM

I'm a civil engineer who secretly wishes he was an architect
C++

I'm a civil engineer/architect and I work in big groups
C#
Java

>I'm an architect
Lisp
other high level programming languages

>I'm an interior designer
html
tool-user

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-21 14:09

I put a rock in front of the cave
LISP

I am god and I will assemble an entire universe for the sole purpose to build this house
Microcode

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-21 14:13

Lisp: You build an house #1=(#1# made of houses).

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-21 14:16

Haskell: You build abstract house out of thin air and then sell it pretending that it's real.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-21 14:30

Java: You build an abstract house factory factory.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-21 14:45

>>14
ENTERPRISE AS FUCK

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-21 16:34

<--- check my dubz

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-21 18:16

>>16
Them ain't DUBZ, son. You bettah check yo'sef'

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-21 20:35

more like

c

[quote] I built my house from precut lumber using a number of plans i got from the internet. [/quote]

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-21 21:03

I want to tell the builders what I want in my house and they keep tearing it down and trying again until they get it right.
Prolog
I want to write magic runes and have the whole forest chop itself down in parallel and assemble into houses.
APL
I tried building my house for the past 6 years but the tools are not yet available.
Perl 6

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-21 21:38

>>19

I like these.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-21 22:00

my house has no floor because the ceiling and walls make it redundant
FIOC

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-21 22:29

EXPERT C PROGRAMMER

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYJKd0rkKss&t=5m3s

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-22 1:26

Ways to build a house:
ASM- Build your own tools
C- Use tools
C++ - Get someone else to use tools
Java - Contract with a house factory
Python - Import house from China
CoffeeScript - Rent a room in another house

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-22 1:30

>>23
PHP - trailer park

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-22 2:30

>>23
C# - Contract with a different house factory.
Python - from china import house
Ruby - from japan import house
Javascript - use a school/large building as a house

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-22 2:48

assembly - quickly burrow into the ground, and then, over the course of several months, you carve out an intricate tunnel system that is very long, dark, dangerous, and constantly collapsing. To get around, you ride a loose mine cart that travels at breakneck speed.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-22 4:33

>>26
Minecraft?

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-22 5:39

>>26
I thought that was Java.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-22 7:13

>>28
Java is when you burrow anal.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-22 7:20

>>27
Isn't that more like Dwarf Fortress?
Except, where does the mine cart come from?

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