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Apart from smalltalk, americans seem unable to invent any useful programming language.
Forth = abstract bullshite
Lisp = autismal bullshite
Java = bloated (also slow as fuck) bullshite
visualbasic = retarded bullshite
c# = pretentious bullshite
javascript = java for idiots
xul = because XML was clearly not obfuscated enough yet
cobol = because fuck usability
fortran = because math is the greatest thing ever, rite guiz?
rexx = because it's so difficult to decide whether to use a scriptinglanguage or a systemlanguage. so the most logical step would be to merge both, rite?
batch script = just who the fuck needs subroutines anyway?