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Non autistic programmers

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-19 7:27

So I am not autistic, therefor I am incapable of economically producing programs / application that are constructed in any high level language such as any variation of C, java, ASP and Lisp aside from VB (I don't know VB but c'mon, really?) let alone any low level language.

So as any normal average non-autistic humane, I resort to scripts suck as WSH and AutoIt, I am a decent autoit script fabricator, I smoke them daily.

Since autoit is not capable of doing the awesome stuff C does while taking a shit, I tend to create my scripts like a ninja, when I develop my malicious scripts, I can picture it moving silently through the hardware I mean software and hiding as other applications, typically, when some one launches one of my applications, it looks for any programs that are autorun in the run reg key and the startup directory and it does a quick test to see which app it should replace, when it replaces an app, the app still runs, and so does my ninja script so It can replace explorer.exe without win file protect crap crying like a little bitch, once it's installed as explorer.exe, everything seems normal except for the fact that it just had babies and one of them is svchost.exe, it adds a resource file and runns it from memory and basically spys on you, stealing all the info possible from all major browsers, screens shots interesting things and disables all kinds of AV's and Firewalls.

What should I do with it?

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-19 7:38

I've been thinking about submiting a patent to PTO.gov for the fine intelectual property of my fabrication, I think google might wan't to hire me :)

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