Does Anyone Else

not wash their hands after fapping because of the awesome grip cum has on keyboards.

<-- check 'em, prime number

<-- check it, another prime number. Also Binary dubs, bitches.

ITT WE WAIT FOR >>>>1000 AND CALL HIM A FARTIST

<-- check it, a third prime number

<-- check it, a composite and perfect number

binary trips

I don't "wash hands" after fapping because i don't use such primitive masturbation methods. A soft warm cloth, optionally lube, non-distracting music just at the midnight comes in..Full moon..Suddenly I sprout black wings,glide through the window into the night and smell the air for scent of LISP programmers. They certainly are there..unaware of superior masturbation methods and proper rail-call optimizations.

>>8
just tried the cloth, didnt like it. came all over it though.

>>8
scent of LISP programmers
The scent of anus!

Yesterday I invited a little girl to conjure the spirits of my computer with her spells.
I showed her emacs and Common Lisp and told her about the procedural poltergeists and the cons whose two hands are called the car and the cdr. Then she sat down and started hacking and a few hours later she was an EXPERT PROGRAMMER.

>>11

Well chap thats QUITE a story you got there.