not wash their hands after fapping because of the awesome grip cum has on keyboards.
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Anonymous2011-10-18 5:12
Yesterday I invited a little girl to conjure the spirits of my computer with her spells.
I showed her emacs and Common Lisp and told her about the procedural poltergeists and the cons whose two hands are called the car and the cdr. Then she sat down and started hacking and a few hours later she was an EXPERT PROGRAMMER.