/prog/ - Questions for Dennis Ritchie

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-15 8:24

Post your questions for Dennis Ritchie.

I will write them on a paper and dance around it and sing the chant until it is evaporated into the above where he will answer them and cryptographically sign them and send the reply back down.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-15 8:49

?

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-15 8:52

How's being dead?

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-10-15 8:53

If you're alluding to the ask Stallman thread, even if I did get him to cryptographically sign the answers, the autistic fuck who is demanding it still wouldn't be happy. He'd still claim I was making shit up.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-15 9:16

>>4
Stop being a plonker.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-15 9:32

>>4
Stop being an idiot.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-15 9:45

"How's Haskell?"

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-15 10:10

>>4
There wasn't just one person who didn't believe you, nobody did.

Name: VIPPER 2011-10-15 10:13

>>4
You didnt even bother trying to appear legit and now you whine because people think you are a troll.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-10-15 10:49

>>9
You didnt even bother trying to appear legit and now you whine because people think you are a troll.
I wasn't trying, it IS legit, fuckface.

Name: VIPPER 2011-10-15 10:56

>>10
Oh, so thats why you neither posted screens nor headers.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-10-15 11:26

>>11
I did post a screen.
http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1318230526/40

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-15 11:53

>>12
Where are them headers, you tart?

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-15 11:53

>>12
Fake.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-15 12:07

>>4
even if I did get him to cryptographically sign the answers, the autistic fuck who is demanding it still wouldn't be happy
[citation needed]

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-15 12:28

>>12
It's impossible to fake screenshots!

Name: VIPPER 2011-10-15 13:24

>>12
You could at least show headers.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-15 13:33

he's learning how to fake headers. He'll probably post in an hour or so

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-15 14:14

=she's learning how to fake orgasms. She'll probably come in an hour or so

Name: HAXUS THE GREAT 2011-10-15 14:26

>>16
My Photoshoops, let me show you them.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-15 14:27

>>22
nice doubles

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-15 14:28

Thanks I know.
Now, back to /jp/ with you, please.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-15 15:23

HOW DO I SUMMON SUCCUBUS??

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-10-15 15:23

>>13
Go fuck yourself.

>>14
No.

>>15
We both know it's true. If Ricahrd Stallman came round to their house and sucked their dick, this type of poster would still say some shit like "Ah well, it could be a hologram". The autism is off the charts here.

>>17
Seeing as you asked nicely...

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>>18
No.

>>20
No.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-15 15:37

>>24
2011
forging email headers
implying their not fake

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-15 16:12

>>24
Good boy, you know it makes sense.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-15 16:19

>>25
you, get out!

Questions for Dennis Ritchie

1 Name: Anonymous 2011-10-15 8:24

2 Name: Anonymous 2011-10-15 8:49

3 Name: Anonymous 2011-10-15 8:52

4 Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-10-15 8:53

5 Name: Anonymous 2011-10-15 9:16

6 Name: Anonymous 2011-10-15 9:32

7 Name: Anonymous 2011-10-15 9:45

8 Name: Anonymous 2011-10-15 10:10

9 Name: VIPPER 2011-10-15 10:13

10 Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-10-15 10:49

11 Name: VIPPER 2011-10-15 10:56

12 Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-10-15 11:26

13 Name: Anonymous 2011-10-15 11:53

14 Name: Anonymous 2011-10-15 11:53

15 Name: Anonymous 2011-10-15 12:07

16 Name: Anonymous 2011-10-15 12:28

17 Name: VIPPER 2011-10-15 13:24

18 Name: Anonymous 2011-10-15 13:33

19 Name: Anonymous 2011-10-15 14:14

20 Name: HAXUS THE GREAT 2011-10-15 14:26

21 Name: Anonymous 2011-10-15 14:27

22 Name: Anonymous 2011-10-15 14:28

23 Name: Anonymous 2011-10-15 15:23

24 Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-10-15 15:23

25 Name: Anonymous 2011-10-15 15:37

26 Name: Anonymous 2011-10-15 16:12

27 Name: Anonymous 2011-10-15 16:19

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Name: Anonymous 2011-10-15 9:45

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-15 10:10

Name: VIPPER 2011-10-15 10:13

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-10-15 10:49

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Name: Anonymous 2011-10-15 11:53

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-15 11:53

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-15 12:07

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-15 12:28

Name: VIPPER 2011-10-15 13:24

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-15 13:33

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-15 14:14

Name: HAXUS THE GREAT 2011-10-15 14:26

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Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-10-15 15:23

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-15 15:37

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Name: Anonymous 2011-10-15 16:19