Questions for Dennis Ritchie

Post your questions for Dennis Ritchie.

I will write them on a paper and dance around it and sing the chant until it is evaporated into the above where he will answer them and cryptographically sign them and send the reply back down.

If you're alluding to the ask Stallman thread, even if I did get him to cryptographically sign the answers, the autistic fuck who is demanding it still wouldn't be happy. He'd still claim I was making shit up.