In rememberance of Dennis Ritchie

I have a lot of fond memories of Dennis. I knew him all the way back in high school and (both being quite geeky) we hit it off quickly. He invited me to his house after school one day to show me his room. Dennis froze up for a second, then laughed. "Want to see something cool!?" He turned off the light, went to his room and came back with a blacklight. When he flipped it on the ENTIRE wall lit up. From nearly the ceiling to the small puddles on the floor, there were streaks of dried semen. There were HAND PRINTS and smear marks at some spots where it looked like he had tried to clean up some of it. Even the ceiling fan had spots that were lighting up. The computer keyboard lit up along with areas all over the desk and floor around it.

i came

I thought this thread was gonna be serious for a bit, obviously not.

dmr was a pioneer, a lot of languages are based on C and Unix has had a lot of influence on the tech world.

Pay some respect to his ^a_nus.

>>3
seriously?

you idiots all crept out the woodwork because he died. I can't wait for you all to fuck off.

Dennis (who does not deserve the title ``dmr'') was a fucking worthless plagarist that hacked together a bunch of awful ideas and plagued us with almost the worst possible foundation for modern operating systems. We still haven't scraped the crap he produced off our systems but it's happening slowly, out of necessity. There's nothing to "remember" him for. If someone elses name featured where his did you'd all be bawwing about how wonderful a man he was instead. Face it, he did nothing of value and it's not a great loss to anyone except his close friends.

>>4
But The C Programming Language is the perfect language.

other than C++, its the worst language in widespread use..

>>6
Java is still being used, too.

>>6
Be fair, thats only because no one uses LISP.

>>3
serious ⊕ [spoiler]/prog/[/spoiler] == 1

>>9
take your unicode mplus and FUCK OFF

>>4
These thoughts wouldn't even be possible without Richie's contributions you moron.

If it ain't Lisp, it's crap.

>>10
You're just jealous because I'm an [italics]<b>[o]_BBCODE MASTER[/italic]</o>[/b]