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In rememberance of Dennis Ritchie

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-13 15:26

I have a lot of fond memories of Dennis. I knew him all the way back in high school and (both being quite geeky) we hit it off quickly. He invited me to his house after school one day to show me his room. Dennis froze up for a second, then laughed. "Want to see something cool!?" He turned off the light, went to his room and came back with a blacklight. When he flipped it on the ENTIRE wall lit up. From nearly the ceiling to the small puddles on the floor, there were streaks of dried semen. There were HAND PRINTS and smear marks at some spots where it looked like he had tried to clean up some of it. Even the ceiling fan had spots that were lighting up. The computer keyboard lit up along with areas all over the desk and floor around it.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-13 17:22

I thought this thread was gonna be serious for a bit, obviously not.

dmr was a pioneer, a lot of languages are based on C and Unix has had a lot of influence on the tech world.

Pay some respect to his anus.

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