>>1,9
you lucky faggot (literally). the probability of finding a same-minded partner given that you are homosexual programmer is so much higher than that of finding a same-minded partner given that you are a heterosexual programmer. fuck you, i envy you.
>>6
yeah, and then one random beautiful girl smiles at you just out of the blue and then you're reconsidering hating humanity, fucking it all up completely. yeah, no, doesn't work. you must
first become so fat and hideous that nobody will ever offer you any sympathy. then maybe it will work. hopefully.