I'm gay

...but I don't want to be gay. How can I force myself to be straight?

Serious thread, by the way.

Posting in /prog/ because /lounge/ is broken.

"I find vaginas disgusting"
That one. I like dicks.
"I don't relate to women and therefore can't form a relationship with them"
That's not really the problem, it's more of an issue of physical attraction.