Since the original never worked... let's make VeA2!!!!
Should include
1) Bouncing tits
2) Lesbian Kisses
3) Multiplayer
4) Outer space (not really required, space is sooo boring)
It should be coded in Lisp and SQLite for keeping the scores organized.
Also, it should work in my Nokia phone so my commutes are more entertaining.
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Anonymous2011-09-26 13:14
Also, it should include the word "should" in every NPC conversation. That should be cool!
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Anonymous2011-09-26 13:19
The main character is named "Dark Yagami". He is a book that, when someone writes a name in it, the person with that automatically lives. If the person is alive, a clone forksspawns.
In order for the process to work, the person writing the name should remember the anus of that person. That is because the shape of the anus is as unique as the DNA. There are no identical anuses.
So, this book can talk and it's lifedream is to go to space. Because is a book, is boring as shit and space is boring too.
So he calls a lesbian friend, Gokuka Chanel. She is hot and her tits bounce even with a light wind. She has a girlfriend that is an astronaut, and they have hot sex in the first scene. They are making a 69. In that way, we can establish that Gokuka knows very well the anus of her girlfriend.
Just in case, to avoid masturbation, the player will be required to use both hands on the keyboard (example, press Intro and Escape in a coordinated way) in order to watch the scene.
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Anonymous2011-09-26 13:26
So, Dark Yagami have an idea. What if they make a Threesome? Dark says Gokuka that she should write the name of the girlfriend so another one can spawn. That way, is not cheating! (you know, most girls value something called "fidelity" or some shit like that). In that way they can have hot lesbian sex like a movie i watched yesterday. So Gokuka writes the name....
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FrozenVoid2011-09-26 13:26
Speaking of features.
I don't think open source bazaar approach is great, i just want to discuss features. The idea is not soliciting code or anything,
Actually its not about creating the game, but critique of its implementation. Imagine your productivity if you could submit code snippets to peer review,reddit or forum and improve your code?
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Anonymous2011-09-26 13:28
And a clone spawns!!!!! But, Dark has terrible news. A hot clone has spawned... but in the other side of the galaxy!
So, they must travel many light years (is distance, not time) so thet can enjoy the pleasures of faithful threesomes without being mormons.
>>11
Now that the background satory has been established, we can talk about game mechanics.
When the story drives the game you have a solid title.
I would say. They go on a spaceship (some kind of old-school shuttle), and the view is from the cockpit. In case a laser or missile hits the vessel, the direction of which Gokuka's huge tits move indicates where the damage comes from.
You have at your disposition the best of NASA robots, macro and nano ones. That's because Gokuka's girlfriend is not only an astronaut, but also NASA's president. This mind-blogging part of the story is just known at the first attack.
I'm kind of busy right now so I haven't worked on it since >>15.
I'll post an update when I do though.
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FrozenVoid2011-10-18 11:49
I appreciate all the attention you have to Velox et Astrum, but i have complex schedules and developing a game isn't always a priority. If i could dedicate 24/7 to a single problem i could compile 100 builds of it every day, but i don't see the potential maximum i'll get is another RTS space sim. There need something much more innovative or genre breaking(Velox et Astrum was designed to be pretty standard, if quirky) to get attention and like >>1 suggests there is some deep, primal interest in erotic games.
However i see some problems with sexual gameplay elements in space sims such as Velox et Astrum, with inherent competetive nature and exclusively male core audience(c.f. Eve Online gender stats) would make such a game sort of a LISP hub.
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Anonymous2011-10-19 5:04
>>23 If i could dedicate 24/7 to a single problem i could compile 100 builds of it every day
have u tried automating it? im pretty sure i could compile 100000+ builds of a nearly project every day.
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Anonymous2011-10-19 5:17
>>24
>i could compile 100000+ builds of a nearly project every day.
What brand of brain implants you use?
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Anonymous2011-10-19 5:21
>>25
Did you know that builds
are not always versions?
He would just compile.
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Anonymous2011-10-19 5:22
>>26
So he would compile the same exact file 100k times for nothing?
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Anonymous2011-10-19 5:27
>>27
That is exactly
what I think he said back there.
What else could it be?
>>34
If you're a bad enough dude you can get lesbian kisses without being a lesbian. Once you take this into your heart you will get so many lesbian kisses you will keep a scorecard on you at all times.