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Velox Et Astrum 2, "The revenge"

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-26 13:12

Since the original never worked... let's make VeA2!!!!

Should include

1) Bouncing tits
2) Lesbian Kisses
3) Multiplayer
4) Outer space (not really required, space is sooo boring)

It should be coded in Lisp and SQLite for keeping the scores organized.

Also, it should work in my Nokia phone so my commutes are more entertaining.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-26 13:19

The main character is named "Dark Yagami". He is a book that, when someone writes a name in it, the person with that automatically lives. If the person is alive, a clone forksspawns.

In order for the process to work, the person writing the name should remember the anus of that person. That is because the shape of the anus is as unique as the DNA. There are no identical anuses.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-26 13:23

So, this book can talk and it's lifedream is to go to space. Because is a book, is boring as shit and space is boring too.

So he calls a lesbian friend, Gokuka Chanel. She is hot and her tits bounce even with a light wind. She has a girlfriend that is an astronaut, and they have hot sex in the first scene. They are making a 69. In that way, we can establish that Gokuka knows very well the anus of her girlfriend.

Just in case, to avoid masturbation, the player will be required to use both hands on the keyboard (example, press Intro and Escape in a coordinated way) in order to watch the scene.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-26 13:26

So, Dark Yagami have an idea. What if they make a Threesome? Dark says Gokuka that she should write the name of the girlfriend so another one can spawn. That way, is not cheating! (you know, most girls value something called "fidelity" or some shit like that). In that way they can have hot lesbian sex like a movie i watched yesterday. So Gokuka writes the name....

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-26 13:28

And a clone spawns!!!!! But, Dark has terrible news. A hot clone has spawned... but in the other side of the galaxy!

So, they must travel many light years (is distance, not time) so thet can enjoy the pleasures of faithful threesomes without being mormons.

So, the adventure starts.!!!!

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