Anonymous naive shitpost

I hate Reddit
I hate Twitter
I hate the social web
I hate people
I hate buzzwords
I hate the buzzword ``buzzword''
I hate Ruby on Rails
I hate web frameworks
I hate the Web
I hate hipsters
I hate liberals
I hate Xeni Jardin more than I hate Randall
I hate weeaboos
I hate everything /jp/
I still manage to like Xarn somehow
and I like many japanese things
I hate video games
I especially hate ``3D'' graphics on a 2D screen
I love chess, puzzles, board games..
I hate girls on the Internet
I hate kids on the Internet
I don't mind faggots until they brag about it
I like jews, mainly because sandniggers hate them
but nazis are fine too.
Oh and I hate imageboards
I hate that there is no english 2ch
I like text, even if it's kopipe
My Images directory is empty
And I hate 4chan, I'm not a pedophile
Shitpost as much as you want
I still love /prog/ because SICP

``niggers jews faggots niggers jews faggots niggers jews faggots''
Can you do that reddit?

GC is shit.

I'm amazed and slightly disturbed at how much I match >>1.

I hate muslims, Twitter, the social web, people, buzzwords, buzzword, hipsters, liberals, kids anywhere, faggots who feel superior for taking a cock up their asses, lack of English 2ch, pedos and shitposts.

Additionally, I hate anything that hurts non-humans or the environment in general, religion, relitards, feminists, gypsies, rednecks, teabaggers, anarchocapitalists, murka (WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA?!?!?!), politically correct faggot cocksuckers, anything Microsoft minus X360, anything Apple minus nothing, Fortran, COBOL, the C standard library, SEPPLES, the Java standard library, ENTERPRISE stuff, and so on.

>>3
Add China, neocons, puritans, prudes, sex-negative faggots, soccer moms with sand in their vaginas, censorship, people who drive SUVs through cities, marketing, superstition, irrational people, modern art (the kind that you paint with your asshole and sell for two million), and probably more. I hate lots.

I hate >>2.

So what are you going to do with all that hatred?

I HATE women. I never had a girlfriend and never will. The only times I got laid was when I paid a woman or promised her something. I'm never going to hold hands with a chick, kiss a girl intimately because we're in love, or any of the other shit that human beings were made to do. I guess that I'm suppose to be happy masturbating every fucking night. I'm a man with sexual urges and can't get with a female. I'm suppose to be alright with that? THERE IS A FUCKING CURSE ON MY LIFE. A CURSE THAT PREVENTS ANY FEMALE FROM LIKING ME. Oh I forgot, I do get interest from fat chicks and I'm not attracted to fat chicks.
I don't give a fuck anymore. I'm going to become the biggest asshole in the world. I tried the whole being considerate thing and it got me nowhere. If people can't handle my newfound harshness, then bring it on. BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.

>>4
sex-negative faggots
Why do you even care? It's not like you (or I, or anyone else on this board for that matter) will ever get laid anyway.

>>5 is shit

It if exists, there is shit in it.

>>9
Fuck off and die you fucking cock sucking fagstorm.

>>6
Cherish it inside me and care for it just like for the baby I will never have.

>>8
speak for yourself, the people that got laid includes xarn and me

>>13
Xarn is no longer a member of this board and fucking your anime pillow does not count as sex.

>>14
Xarn is forever.

>>1
Who is your favorite Touhou?

I hate ``FAGGOT'' quotes.

>>8
I do get laid, that's why I care. I used to pay for it and have some fwb but now I have a girlfriend. This is why I haven't been making many VIP QUALITY posts, but I still manage to score and be a Lisp faggot at the same time.

>>18
If you're one of the guys who goes "Lisp is the ideal language, everybody should just get used to parens and switch to Lisp because nothing better exists nor could ever exist" then I seriously hope one of you two is sterile.

>>4
modern art (the kind that you paint with your asshole and sell for two million)
That isnt modern art, it's jewish art. Jews love to draw a square and proclaim it a masterpiece.

The true modern art is various computer aided graphics.

>>19
Whats wrong with parens?

>>21
Other languages have better visual cues. Due to Lisp's simplicity of syntax, the only visual cue you ever get is indentation (assuming that you're using a smart enough editor that does that). That, in my opinion, is not enough. Overdosing on coffee just so that the symbols and forms stick out isn't really my thing.

Whats wrong with parens?

he's implying you don't use condoms

>>18
I haven't been making many VIP QUALITY posts
One can see.
I still manage to score and be a Lisp faggot at the same time.
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