Anonymous naive shitpost

I hate Reddit
I hate Twitter
I hate the social web
I hate people
I hate buzzwords
I hate the buzzword ``buzzword''
I hate Ruby on Rails
I hate web frameworks
I hate the Web
I hate hipsters
I hate liberals
I hate Xeni Jardin more than I hate Randall
I hate weeaboos
I hate everything /jp/
I still manage to like Xarn somehow
and I like many japanese things
I hate video games
I especially hate ``3D'' graphics on a 2D screen
I love chess, puzzles, board games..
I hate girls on the Internet
I hate kids on the Internet
I don't mind faggots until they brag about it
I like jews, mainly because sandniggers hate them
but nazis are fine too.
Oh and I hate imageboards
I hate that there is no english 2ch
I like text, even if it's kopipe
My Images directory is empty
And I hate 4chan, I'm not a pedophile
Shitpost as much as you want
I still love /prog/ because SICP

``niggers jews faggots niggers jews faggots niggers jews faggots''
Can you do that reddit?

I'm amazed and slightly disturbed at how much I match >>1.

I hate muslims, Twitter, the social web, people, buzzwords, buzzword, hipsters, liberals, kids anywhere, faggots who feel superior for taking a cock up their asses, lack of English 2ch, pedos and shitposts.

Additionally, I hate anything that hurts non-humans or the environment in general, religion, relitards, feminists, gypsies, rednecks, teabaggers, anarchocapitalists, murka (WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA?!?!?!), politically correct faggot cocksuckers, anything Microsoft minus X360, anything Apple minus nothing, Fortran, COBOL, the C standard library, SEPPLES, the Java standard library, ENTERPRISE stuff, and so on.