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Production quality code

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-03 12:55

Why do some of you brag about writing ``production quality code''? I've written code for several high profile companies and it never crashed or got turned down and I wrote that just like I would write any other code, either you guys on average write terrible code or you are glorifying the simple.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-03 13:17

>>1
I'm the only one here that has the brainpower to

a)Work as an engineer for a high profile company
b)Write production level code.

I've written code for several high profile companies and it never crashed or got turned down

There is a vast difference between write some scripts to test the functionality of a site and writing code that is supposed to handle over 100 million page requests per month or code that deals fetching/storingdata on the order of terabytes.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-03 13:26

>>2
There is a vast difference between write some scripts to test the functionality of a site and writing code that is supposed to handle over 100 million page requests per month or code that deals fetching/storingdata on the order of terabytes.
Sure, just like wc needs a different implementation depending on the length of the input.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-03 14:00

troll thread, don't reply

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-03 14:16

>>3
No, I'm talking about coding stuff like a rock solid implementation of Paxos Algorithm. Stuff along those lines.

Name: kodak_gallery_programmer 2011-09-03 14:39

[b][i]OKAY YOU FUQIN ANGERED AN EXPERT PROGRAMMER
GODFUCKIGNDAMN
FIRST OF ALL, YOU DONT HAVE THE BRAINPOWER TO WRITE PRODUCTION LEVEL CODE
SECONDLY, GO BACK TO WORKING AT TARGET YOU ``MENTAL MIDGET''
THIRDLY PROGRAMMING IS ALL ABOUT TROLLING PEOPLE ON /PROG/ USING THE EXACT SAME CRAP DAY AFTER DAY
AND FUQIN LASTLY, YOU'RE AN "HOURLY WORKER"
EVERYTHING HAS ALREADY BEEN ANSWERED IN >>22

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-03 14:43

>>6 also I work for a ``MAJOR U.S. FIRM''
GO CLEAN THE TOILETS!

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-03 17:44

Did you fellate a goat?

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