/prog/ - If programming languages were RPG classes

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-27 18:56

C# = Bard
Common Lisp = Wizard
Fortran = Necromancer
Assembly = Paladin
Haskell = Arch Mage

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-27 19:06

BBCode = Xarn

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-27 19:08

C = Rogue
C+ = Warrior
C# = Paladin

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-27 19:16

C = Aya (Nothing is as fast as her)
C++ = Reisen Inaba (Deceptive and insanity-inducing)
Python = Yuuka (Slow as fuck)
Lua = Tewi (Playful)
Ruby = Sara (Useless)
Java = Yuyuko (Eats lots of memory)
Erlang = Wriggle (Controls a lot of things)
Common Lisp = Mima (Ancient and weird, some people want her to return)
Scheme = Satori ()
Fortran = Ran (Ancient and suited for algebra)
Assembly = Yukari (Nothing is impossible)
Haskell = Komachi (Lazy evaluation)

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-27 19:21

>>4
What's Sanae?

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-27 19:23

>>5
Visual Basic.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-27 19:35

$ (rest (assoc 'Lisp *language-classes*)) SUSSMAN

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-27 19:58

c/c++ - that shit class that's bad at everything and everyone hates
c# - paladin, powerful and requires skill
java - death knight, powerful, little less skillful but much faster
python - pirate because it's for hackers

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-27 20:00

>>8
c/c++0/10

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-27 20:02

>>9
butt devastated arcane mage casual who can't handle the truth

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-27 21:15

>>10
But... I don't even use SEPPLES and I only use C when I need to do mid/low-level stuff.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-27 22:14

Python - Adventurer
Ruby - Samurai
Delphi - Assassin
COBOL - Archer

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-28 1:53

This thread is proof enough that /prog/ is full of dipshits.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-28 5:50

Perl - Monk. You don't really understand what he did (and how he did it), but it was fuckin' awesome.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-28 6:24

>>8
paladin [...] requires skill
lolollolol

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-28 7:34

Assembly - God

And like God, asms dead.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-28 17:21

Lisp - Homosexual furry creature

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-28 17:51

>And like God, asms dead.

deep

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-01 10:36

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Name: Anonymous 2013-09-01 12:21

Perl = A wizard that throws magic spaghetti nets to stop and confuse enemies
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If programming languages were RPG classes

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