My name is Xarn, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid recursive algorithms. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever coded anything non trivial? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than forcing the indentation of code.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was a famous redditor, and the most popular poster of /prog/. What code do you write, other than "hello world"? I'm also an atheist, and wrote enterprise quality code (It just compiled; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
>>9
My code is a professional, scalable business solution based on industry-standard technologies such as Web 2.0, AJAX and XML. Its high-availability mechanism delivers five-nines availability for your mission-critical appliations, fitting your business needs. Its core runs on the J2EE or .NET platforms, and is primarily written in Java, ensuring the application of industry best-practices and design patterns that will guarantee maximum customer satisfaction. It works in an object-oriented fashion, discovering business logic in a 2-tier architecture you can easily deploy to optimize cash flows, maximize profits and lower the Total Cost of Ownership, offering an early Return On Investment by converting visitors into customers and creating synergy between your different business departments. It works with your Business Intelligence, Enterprise Resource Planning and Content Management System solutions, and it provides an industry-leading Business Process Management module to facilitate workflow management and lifecycle management. A web services interface provides an enterprise-grade facility for business-to-business interaction and seamless integration with business logic.
>>17
Not really, but irrelevant since muslim shitposters don't exist, they're too busy being pogrommed and having their infrastructures destabilized constantly by the kikes to even have internet.