Hey Faggots,

My name is Xarn, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid recursive algorithms. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever coded anything non trivial? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than forcing the indentation of code.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was a famous redditor, and the most popular poster of /prog/. What code do you write, other than "hello world"? I'm also an atheist, and wrote enterprise quality code (It just compiled; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my github.

>>Its high-availability mechanism delivers five-nines availability for your mission-critical appliations, fitting your business needs.

Nope. What is that? Five nineth's?

>>is primarily written in Java, ensuring the application of industry best-practices

and this? Really?

>>It works in an object-oriented fashion, discovering business logic in a 2-tier architecture you can easily deploy to optimize cash flows,

And, um, what? again...

You built Paint.NET or something equally unimportant?