cell phone programming

does anyone here have any programming language interpreters or compilers on their cellphone for knocking out a little bit of code to pass the time? I think it would be easy to compile tinyscheme or guile to most celular platforms. I think Lua is the most popular language to get ported to cellphones.

certain persons who are delusionally paranoid that black helicopters will swoop down and wisk them away to a gulag if they turn on a cell phone need to contribute to this discussion

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So you have presumably written your own disk driver and compi... oh wait.

If you are going to make a logic probe and verify the security of the linux kernel, go right ahead. At this stage you can do the same for Windows so the original point is moot anyway.