cell phone programming

does anyone here have any programming language interpreters or compilers on their cellphone for knocking out a little bit of code to pass the time? I think it would be easy to compile tinyscheme or guile to most celular platforms. I think Lua is the most popular language to get ported to cellphones.

certain persons who are delusionally paranoid that black helicopters will swoop down and wisk them away to a gulag if they turn on a cell phone need to contribute to this discussion

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You don't even need a goddamned assembler to write binary code; you can directly output binary into a file, and execute it.  If you don't even trust that the disk controller will store and return the correct sequence of bytes to be executed by the CPU ("MAYBE THE NWO COMPROMISED 3COM!  ZOMG HAARP NWO REPTILIANS"), as was mentioned earlier, you can use a logic probe to directly input binary data into the bus, you delusional nutsack.

You haven't the slightest idea what you are talking about.  Go back to listening to Alex Jones.