cell phone programming

does anyone here have any programming language interpreters or compilers on their cellphone for knocking out a little bit of code to pass the time? I think it would be easy to compile tinyscheme or guile to most celular platforms. I think Lua is the most popular language to get ported to cellphones.

certain persons who are delusionally paranoid that black helicopters will swoop down and wisk them away to a gulag if they turn on a cell phone need to contribute to this discussion

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Consider if the NSA had the foresight to infect an early assembler  at bell labs or IBM. Every single binary in use today would be infected.

The point was, being able to audit the source code of a program will give no guarantee that it is secure, regardless of what OSS zealots would have you believe.