cell phone programming

does anyone here have any programming language interpreters or compilers on their cellphone for knocking out a little bit of code to pass the time? I think it would be easy to compile tinyscheme or guile to most celular platforms. I think Lua is the most popular language to get ported to cellphones.

certain persons who are delusionally paranoid that black helicopters will swoop down and wisk them away to a gulag if they turn on a cell phone need to contribute to this discussion

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>Yeah, and I'll sure bet it's the case that those tools are the ones that are safe, right?

Those tools, such as a simple hex dump utility that I could write myself in 2 lines of Perl?  ("but maybe the perl binary is infected too!")

Or even 'cat'ing a file?  ("but maybe cat is infected too!")

or a disk dump utility, such as 'dd', to dump a particular sector on the hard drive?  ("but blah blah blah...")

So let's build the program, remove the hard drive, install it into a DOS PC, and run debug.com against the disk sector containing the compiled program, to examine the binary data in that sector.

If ALL of the above tools, and umpteen other ways of examining binary data, show the SAME sequence of bits, cross-referenceable  with the target CPU's instruction set documentation, is it really parsimonious to believe that every single tool in the list, written and compiled across decades by different people and different compilers, are somehow magically patched to display the same sequence of data, and mask the tracks of.... something?

This isn't rocket surgery, chum........p.

Who's being a fucking paranoid nutter, now?