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Name: Anonymous 2011-08-11 8:34

dot com

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-11 8:47

slash r slash

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-11 9:04

jay e double-you es

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-11 11:36

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-11 12:19

Can anyone post reasons why we hate reddit? I want to pretend to be /prog/'s oldfag. But I'm unaware of local memes xD

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-11 12:23

>>4-5
Because we are all little girls.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-11 12:27

>>4
wtf

Name: VIPPER 2011-08-11 12:54

>>5
Because reddit is an expansion of /b/ and redditors are cheap /b/tards. They try to make themselfs believe that they are better than /b/tards, when in fact they are less. But they know they are less and desperatly try to make themselfs seem better by saying that they are better.

We hate /b/ and /b/tards because they fart their crappy memes here and act like they own the place.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-11 13:05

Okay, let me start with this: FUCK. REDDIT. I really hate that faggot site and
its users. It's really bad and we need to find a solution for it. There's a
steaming pile of shit coming from that webshite, and it certainly isn't just
trolls. It's retards. Redditards, poluting our lovely /prog/. Through the text
I'll use "reddit" but I mean "programming.reddit.com" and not the whole reddit
community, which while still full of BS not relevant to /prog/'s polution.

THE(IR) PROBLEM
If you have an account at reddit or even browse it, and you're not a redditard
yourself you know what I'm talking about; Fucking idiots overusing internet
memes, exactly like what the xkcd faggot does. Doing so, they believe they
belong in some "elite" community of computer experts that like esoteric jokes.
You should understand their mental state by now: "I can't fucking program but I
might make esoteric jokes that apparently computer experts like and maybe, just
maybe others will think I'm an expert myself!". Fucking morons. If one takes a
moment from his day to browse reddit, might like the topics. Let's see what we
got: "How to * with Python *", "A simple * with *", "* in 10 steps", "*: the
revolutionary blog/software/other", "Using * for fun & profit". One might think,
"ah, a nice community. I'll stay a while with them". The other day wakes up only
to find the same topics with changed blog links and titles. If you don't believe
me try it yourself. (yeah, ofcourse there are the retarded "points too, how
could a faggot community live without them? Look: wikipedia, digg, ..)

WHY /prog/ SUCKS
It wasn't long ago that reddit faggots weren't aware of /prog/. I believe, 4-5
months ago /prog/ was clean of all the faggotry & spam. Back then a thread could
make your day, and everyone was contributing content, which ofcourse lead to
funny memes et al, unlike all these self-proclaimed "memes". (notice any simile
with the redditards? self proclaimed computer experts & funny or some shit) If
you are not a /prog/ regular or oldie you might have not noticed, you might
think that it's been like that from the beginning. But it wasn't. Even worse,
you might think that these posts are from trolls, but they are not. Ok, maybe
some are, but trolls are not retarded (as some may think). I'm a big time troll
and I don't think most of you understand trolling.

THE SOLUTION
Okay, now that I bothered you with my text, I'm all ears to see what you got to
say about this issue. I cannot think of a solution to get rid of faggots, but I
don't want to see /prog/ become a cesspool like reddit. I wish the old expert
programmers would come back..

Excuse the lack of bbcode in my post but I have to haste.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-11 13:13

>>9

You, sir, are wholly correct.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-11 13:35

>>9
tl;dr.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-11 14:11

>>11
Hello, Reddit user

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-11 14:14

The Reddit community has been known to socialize at local parks and bars around the world.[11]

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-11 14:18

>>13
Are you sure they are not AUTISMAL AS FUCK? Because, given their behaviour they are, at least, retards.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-11 14:39

>>9
Okay, now that I bothered you with my text, I'm all ears to see what you got to
say about this issue. I cannot think of a solution to get rid of faggots, but I
don't want to see /prog/ become a cesspool like reddit. I wish the old expert
programmers would come back..

Be confident in this board autoimmunity. Also, give your best, if they can't post in challenges, they'll leave. Ashamed.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-11 19:27

>>9
Okay, let me start with this: FUCK. REDDIT. I really hate that faggot site and
...

THE(IR) PROBLEM
...

One might think, "ah, a nice community. I'll stay a while with them".
Oh, I found your problem. You visit Reddit!

Now listen. Imagine someone saying: "I really fucking hate pliers, when I mutilate my penis with them it's so fucking painful, fuck! Fucking pliers, how do I prevent them from being used by me to mutilate my penis when I'm here?"

Wouldn't you tell this person to get the fuck out and take his fucking pliers with him, and his complaints about the fucking pliers too? Because you don't have this retarded problem, you don't care about some fucktard who can't stop tearing on his male reproductive dick with pliers?

Go away. No one will upvote your anti-hivemind post here.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-11 20:43

>>10-16
Redittors who weren't /prog/riders in 2008, 2009, 2010, or 2011

http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1205555865

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-11 20:49

>>16
That's a kopipe, why are you replying to a kopipe like it isn't one?

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-12 1:35

I guess we need to warm up the Lisp cannons again...

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-12 1:53

>>17
I was browsing long disappeared websites like slashdot and kuro5hin before you were born, kid.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-12 2:12

>>17

>>2008-2011

OMG OPTIMIZED

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-12 3:21

>>20
long disappearedslashdotkuro5hinThey're still around!

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-12 10:09

ITT: Faggots

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-12 10:59

AUTISM

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-12 11:13

>>22
learn
to
multiquote
dipshit

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-12 11:20

>>25
Multiquoting is autism.

Name: not >>22 2011-08-12 12:03

>>25
this
is
very
easy

butIdoubtyoucandothis!

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-12 12:10

This is now a BBCode testing thread.

am
i
doin
it
rite?


am
i

doin
> it
> rite?

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-12 12:12

Hax
my[u]
anus[/u]

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-12 13:01

nigger
nigger
nigger

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-12 13:05

Hax

my

anus

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-12 13:07

Niggers
and jews.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-12 13:13

Reddittors
­
and /b/tards

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-12 14:43

niggers
niggers
spics
chinks
faggots

Name: 28-29,31,33 2011-08-12 15:22

Alright, I give up. I can

Expert

multi-quote

all day, but I can't do as >>27's tour de force.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-12 15:22

unreadable
layout

Name: >>35 2011-08-12 15:23

Ah, blast it must work only without nesting, well to redeem myself:

Correct
nested quoting.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-12 15:27

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Name: Anonymous 2011-08-12 15:52

what do u have all against reddit reddit is 100000000000000% more elite and ganster then 7u fucking faggets how didnt ashivet anything usefull in the full existants of /prog/ u niggers

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-12 19:08

can someone explain to me what attracts such a huge community to reddit because I just dont get it. All it is is links people post of articles. And I admit there are some good articles that get posted but overall I might find 5 or so articles to read a day and thats it. Like the reddit IRC channel on freenode is huge, but what is there to talk about except a few good articles. Its not like slashdot or anything

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-12 20:10

>>9
>I believe, 4-5 months ago /prog/ was clean of all the faggotry & spam.
I believe you got here 4-5 months ago.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-12 20:12

>>9
>I'm a big time troll and I don't think most of you understand trolling.

gtfo my /prog/ you NIGGER

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-13 2:48

>>42
[x] Can't quote properly
[x] Butthurt
[ ] Heterosexual

Get the fuck out.

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     .-`_    ._'-.
    ( -' \  :/  )/   THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO DO IT: GUIDO'S
     \\._|  (  //    WAY! THAT MEANS YOU CAN'T USE ALL
      '-/)   \(,     CONTROL STRUCTURES. IF YOU NEED A DO-
         /  ) )      WHILE LOOP, A SWITCH OR BREAK OUT OF A
        / .'\ |      NESTED LOOP, TOO BAD. GUIDO SAYS IT'S TO
       /.'   \|      KEEP THE LANGUAGE CLEAN, BUT IT'S ACTUALLY
      ||     ||      TO PUNISN HIS SLAVES. THIS DOESN'T MEAN
    __|/     |/__    THAT PYTHON IS FLAWED, JUST WORK AROUND IT.
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         c' )"/      S/M. OH GUIDO MAKE ME USE THAT FUCKING
        __>  /_      INDENTATION. OH BABY I'M CUMMING.
     .-`_    ._'-.
    ( -' \  :/  )/   THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO DO IT: GUIDO'S
     \\._|  (  //    WAY! THAT MEANS YOU CAN'T USE ALL
      '-/)   \(,     CONTROL STRUCTURES. IF YOU NEED A DO-
         /  ) )      WHILE LOOP, A SWITCH OR BREAK OUT OF A
        / .'\ |      NESTED LOOP, TOO BAD. GUIDO SAYS IT'S TO
       /.'   \|      KEEP THE LANGUAGE CLEAN, BUT IT'S ACTUALLY
      ||     ||      TO PUNISN HIS SLAVES. THIS DOESN'T MEAN
    __|/     |/__    THAT PYTHON IS FLAWED, JUST WORK AROUND IT.
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        __>  /_      INDENTATION. OH BABY I'M CUMMING.
     .-`_    ._'-.
    ( -' \  :/  )/   THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO DO IT: GUIDO'S
     \\._|  (  //    WAY! THAT MEANS YOU CAN'T USE ALL
      '-/)   \(,     CONTROL STRUCTURES. IF YOU NEED A DO-
         /  ) )      WHILE LOOP, A SWITCH OR BREAK OUT OF A
        / .'\ |      NESTED LOOP, TOO BAD. GUIDO SAYS IT'S TO
       /.'   \|      KEEP THE LANGUAGE CLEAN, BUT IT'S ACTUALLY
      ||     ||      TO PUNISN HIS SLAVES. THIS DOESN'T MEAN
    __|/     |/__    THAT PYTHON IS FLAWED, JUST WORK AROUND IT.
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         c' )"/      S/M. OH GUIDO MAKE ME USE THAT FUCKING
        __>  /_      INDENTATION. OH BABY I'M CUMMING.
     .-`_    ._'-.
    ( -' \  :/  )/   THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO DO IT: GUIDO'S
     \\._|  (  //    WAY! THAT MEANS YOU CAN'T USE ALL
      '-/)   \(,     CONTROL STRUCTURES. IF YOU NEED A DO-
         /  ) )      WHILE LOOP, A SWITCH OR BREAK OUT OF A
        / .'\ |      NESTED LOOP, TOO BAD. GUIDO SAYS IT'S TO
       /.'   \|      KEEP THE LANGUAGE CLEAN, BUT IT'S ACTUALLY
      ||     ||      TO PUNISN HIS SLAVES. THIS DOESN'T MEAN
    __|/     |/__    THAT PYTHON IS FLAWED, JUST WORK AROUND IT.
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          .'"".      I LIKE PYTHON BECAUSE I ENJOY HOMOSEXUAL
         c' )"/      S/M. OH GUIDO MAKE ME USE THAT FUCKING
        __>  /_      INDENTATION. OH BABY I'M CUMMING.
     .-`_    ._'-.
    ( -' \  :/  )/   THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO DO IT: GUIDO'S
     \\._|  (  //    WAY! THAT MEANS YOU CAN'T USE ALL
      '-/)   \(,     CONTROL STRUCTURES. IF YOU NEED A DO-
         /  ) )      WHILE LOOP, A SWITCH OR BREAK OUT OF A
        / .'\ |      NESTED LOOP, TOO BAD. GUIDO SAYS IT'S TO
       /.'   \|      KEEP THE LANGUAGE CLEAN, BUT IT'S ACTUALLY
      ||     ||      TO PUNISN HIS SLAVES. THIS DOESN'T MEAN
    __|/     |/__    THAT PYTHON IS FLAWED, JUST WORK AROUND IT.
    _._)     (,__;                       FUCK I'M CUMMING AGAIN.
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Name: Anonymous 2013-11-29 17:07

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