Programming Languages?

Shit. Every last one of them.

Your language uses a compiler? It's shit.
Your language uses an interpreter? It's shit.
Don't try to argue these facts. Linguistics as a whole is the study of shit.

Every language in existence carries with it cruft and archaic BULLSHIT which makes that language shitty. English language? Get the cock out of your ass.

What if I just invent a theoretical language and do nothing at all with it?

try print "Wouldn't it be funny if some sort of system crashes every time someone makes a grammatical error, even in talking in real life?"
catch GrammarError (exit -1)

``There are only two kinds of languages: the ones that are shit and the ones that are worse than shit.'' -- Björne Eatyoursoup

I propose to make religion out of it.

Let's call it bullshittism, make four autistics truths of bullshitism and fit little girls with silly hats there.


Here's third autistic truth:

3. The cessation of bullshit is attainable.

The cessation of bullshit can be attained through Gensokyo. The third noble truth expresses the idea that bullshit can be ended by reading SICP and becoming little girl in silly hat(in no particular order, because truth is autistic and pure). Gensokyo extinguishes all forms of bullshit.

2 undeniable truths:

1)  There exists a perfect programming language which can be proven valid and therefore can be unambiguously described using spoken language.

2)  In order to unambiguously describe a program written in this programming language, it would require you to learn a new spoken language which is incidentally not so much unlike the programming language in nature.

>>6
No, there isn't. Stop chasing a pipe dream.

>>6
>>7
There is. Lojban. Don't thank me, I do it for humanity's future.

>>8
ONE WORD THE FORCED DOWNCASING OF WORDS

>>9
I AM SURE YOU LIKE BIG LETTERS, BUT I DON'T THINK THREAD OVER