Programming Languages?

Shit. Every last one of them.

Your language uses a compiler? It's shit.
Your language uses an interpreter? It's shit.
Don't try to argue these facts. Linguistics as a whole is the study of shit.

Every language in existence carries with it cruft and archaic BULLSHIT which makes that language shitty. English language? Get the cock out of your ass.

2 undeniable truths:

1)  There exists a perfect programming language which can be proven valid and therefore can be unambiguously described using spoken language.

2)  In order to unambiguously describe a program written in this programming language, it would require you to learn a new spoken language which is incidentally not so much unlike the programming language in nature.