/prog/ - C++ is more successful than Lisp

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-25 21:25

Deal with it, lithpfags.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-25 21:46

Lisp isn't successful at all.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-25 21:50

Lisp is like classical music.
C/C++ is like Lady Gaga.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-25 21:52

Haskell is like this retarded atonal crap, post-modern composers do.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-25 21:58

Ruby is Merzbow noise shit, only deaf weeaboos listen to.

Name: anti-lisp guy 2011-07-25 21:58

As much as dislike Lisp, I thereby request immediate termination of this thread.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-25 22:05

perl is like György Ligeti

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-25 22:06

PHP is a rap nigger with a tasteless gold chain and a few fatass chicks, dancing on background.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-25 22:19

>>3
C/C++ is like Lady Gaga.

not at all.
C is awesome and old.
C++ is shit and old.
Lady Gaga is awesome and new.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-25 22:23

>>9
C/C++ is awesome shit and old Lady Gaga.

Q.E.D.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-26 2:13

Lisp is like Amy Winehouse, broken, Jewish and dead

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-26 2:37

Assembly is like oldskool space disco tracker music.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-26 3:22

>>9
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Name: Anonymous 2011-07-26 3:28

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Name: Anonymous 2011-07-26 3:29

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Name: Anonymous 2011-07-26 3:37

>>2
Harmony denumerable Moorish buggy?

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-26 3:38

>>15
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Name: Anonymous 2011-07-26 5:37

>>1
It's true.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-26 6:27

Forth is like Norwegian Black Metal.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-26 7:47

>>19
I have no idea why but I agree.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-26 9:01

Ruby is like Doom Metal, slow as fuck.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-26 9:23

C is like speed power metal, faster than everything.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-26 10:34

Perl is like grindcore, even farting makes valid musical composition

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-26 10:39

Assembly is like making a wavefile sample per sample.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-26 10:45

C# is like emo-fag-metal, because only fags use it

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-26 10:48

>>23idiot
>>24idiot
>>25butthurt

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-26 10:52

>>22
Or so speed power metalheads believe.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-26 11:00

>>27butthurt lithpfag jelly of C performance

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-26 12:25

>>28
bend over faggot im going to infiltrate your anus

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-26 12:31

>>25
If programming languages were emo-fag-metal:
C would be emo-fag-metal, because only fags use it
C++ would be emo-fag-metal, because only fags use it
C# would be emo-fag-metal, because only fags use it
Java would be emo-fag-metal, because only fags use it
Lisp would be emo-fag-metal, because only fags use it
Haskell would be emo-fag-metal, because only fags use it
Ruby would be emo-fag-metal, because only fags use it
Perl would be emo-fag-metal, because only fags use it
ASM would be the lone straight guy in the room banging all the chicks

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-26 12:34

>>30
If emo-fag-metals where emo-fag-metal:
emo-fag-metal would be emo-fag-metal, because only fags use it
emo-fag-metal would be emo-fag-metal, because only fags use it
emo-fag-metal would be emo-fag-metal, because only fags use it
emo-fag-metal would be emo-fag-metal, because only fags use it
emo-fag-metal would be emo-fag-metal, because only fags use it
emo-fag-metal would be emo-fag-metal, because only fags use it
emo-fag-metal would be emo-fag-metal, because only fags use it
emo-fag-metal would be emo-fag-metal, because only fags use it
emo-fag-metal would be emo-fag-metal, because only fags use it
emo-fag-metal would be emo-fag-metal, because only fags use it
emo-fag-metal would be the lone straight guy in the room banging all the emo-fag-metals

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-26 12:53

Everyone here is an expert programmer homosexual autistic nigger little girl.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-26 12:55

>>32
I forgot jewish and weeaboo.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-26 13:05

>>33
Taro isn't here anymore, so slightly less of the weeaboo now.

C++ is more successful than Lisp

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