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If programming languages were emo-fag-metal:
C would be emo-fag-metal, because only fags use it
C++ would be emo-fag-metal, because only fags use it
C# would be emo-fag-metal, because only fags use it
Java would be emo-fag-metal, because only fags use it
Lisp would be emo-fag-metal, because only fags use it
Haskell would be emo-fag-metal, because only fags use it
Ruby would be emo-fag-metal, because only fags use it
Perl would be emo-fag-metal, because only fags use it
ASM would be the lone straight guy in the room banging all the chicks