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Name: Anonymous 2011-07-20 4:17

I'm sick of seeing the children here posting about their lisps and their pythons and what not.

Let's have a thread for a manly programming language for men like C.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-20 4:19

Go back you know where.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-20 4:26

>>2
I don't know where. Perhaps you should go back there.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-20 4:34

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Name: Anonymous 2011-07-20 4:34

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Name: Anonymous 2011-07-20 4:35

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Name: Anonymous 2011-07-20 4:35

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Name: Anonymous 2011-07-20 4:35

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Name: Anonymous 2011-07-20 5:19

>>4-8
Stop being rude.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-20 5:26

>>9
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Name: Anonymous 2011-07-20 11:17

I like writing reusable code, and I have a question about the use of modules (different files) in c.

I consider it bad practice, because when declaring an extern function (which is the default) the compiler can't remove it if it isn't used in a particular implementation.

So instead i put stuff in header files and declare the functions static. That way the compiler are free to inline, and remove them as it wishes.

So, how do you guys deal with this? Use the preprocessor?
Is there some magic optimization option in gcc so i don't have to do this?

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-20 11:26

>>15
sorry for my fail english btw.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-20 11:40

>>15
Is there some magic optimization option in gcc so i don't have to do this?
Take a look at -fwhole-program and -flto.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-20 11:47

>>17
thanks.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-20 12:22

Let's have a thread for a manly programming language for men like C.

It's true that from biological point of view gays are men, but I wouldn't dare to call C manly anyway.

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>>4
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Name: Anonymous 2011-07-20 17:19

I wrote a program today which was half macro #definitions :)

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Name: Anonymous 2011-07-22 5:56

>>22
Fascinating, can you show us it?

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-22 6:05

>>25



#define FUCK void main(){

#define YOU printf("Hello World");

#define WORLD }



FUCK YOU WORLD

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-22 6:05

How is my map implementation?

#include <stdio.h>

#include <string.h>



#define MAX_STR_LEN 64

#define MAX_KEYS 1000



struct map {

        int count;

        char key[MAX_KEYS][MAX_STR_LEN];

        char value[MAX_KEYS][MAX_STR_LEN];

};



char *map_fetch(struct map *map, char *key);

void map_store(struct map *map, char *key, char *value);



int main(void) {

        struct map my_map;

        my_map.count = 0;

        

        map_store(&my_map, "sussman", "God");

        map_store(&my_map, "mdickie", "artist");

        map_store(&my_map, "frozen-void", "autist");

        map_store(&my_map, "VIPPER", "anus");



        printf("sussman-> %s\n", map_fetch(&my_map, "sussman"));

        

        return 0;

}





char *map_fetch(struct map *map, char *key) {

        int i;

        for (i=0; i <= map->count; i++) {

                if (!strcmp(map->key[i], key)) {

                        return map->value[i];

                }

        }

        return NULL;

}





void map_store(struct map *map, char *key, char *value) {

        int i = map->count;

        if (i == MAX_KEYS) { return; } // silent failure is kinda lame

        strcpy(map->key[i], key);

        strcpy(map->value[i], value);

        map->count++;

}

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-22 6:18

You should use a b-tree instead of a pair of arrays.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-22 6:24

>>27
horrible, only supports strings and uses arrays.

Change that around to allow for any variable/struct type.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-22 6:38

>>28,29
As you wish!

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-22 7:44

This is how a map is done, bitches:
var map = {};
map["best"] = map;
map["map"] = { anotherFreakinMap: map };
map["eva"] = map["map"].anotherFreakinMap;

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-22 9:49

>>31
If it weren't for ECMAScript's horrible type system, somebody might actually use it for ENTERPRISE purposes!

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-22 11:58

>>32
Since when does Javascript have a type system?

Name: 32 2011-07-22 14:51

>>33
exactly my point!

once you've experienced the pleasure of being typed inside, you can't go back anymore ;;____;;

Name: VIPPER 2011-07-22 15:02

JScript has types.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-22 15:43

>>35
so does brainfuck ...

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-22 15:45

>>36
So does your mom.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-22 15:47

Let's have a thread for a manly programming language for men like C.

Not valid C code. Also, bad form: too many upper-case characters, and token lengths are greater than 1 character.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-22 16:13

>>34
I have experienced that "pleasure", and it's very painful. I will never go back to it unless I really have to.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-22 17:00

>>27

#include <stdio.h>



#include <ooc/ooc.h>

#include <ooc/util/TreeMap.h>



int main(void) {

  var myMap __attrib_local = new(TreeMap());



  Map.put(myMap, "Sussman", "God");

  Map.put(myMap, "You",     "Interesting");

  Map.put(myMap, "Me",      "Conjurer of Spells");



  printf("Sussman -> %s\n",

         Map.get(myMap, "Sussman"));



  return 0;

}

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