C

I'm sick of seeing the children here posting about their lisps and their pythons and what not.

Let's have a thread for a manly programming language for men like C.

This is how a map is done, bitches:
var map = {};
map["best"] = map;
map["map"] = { anotherFreakinMap: map };
map["eva"] = map["map"].anotherFreakinMap;