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Minecraft

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-14 4:15

Why did Notch write Minecraft with Java? Why didn't he write it with a superior language like C or Python, with for example, SDL?

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-14 4:17

Minecraft is made of AIDS.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-14 4:27

Fuck off, ``faggot''

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-14 4:29

>>3
GNU mad?

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-14 4:31

>>4
Go back to /g/NU.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-14 4:43

ONE WORD: EASE OF DEPLOYABILITY.

/THREAD

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-14 4:55

>>6
Then he should have used WebGL and Javascript.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-14 5:06

>>7
WebGL wasn't around when he started Minecraft. IHBT

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-14 5:25

>>7,8
and it still isn't as widely supported as Java.

:(

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-14 5:43

>>9
But it's already a viable option. Freeciv.net started to port their game to WebGL.

http://www.freeciv.net/post/6493909342/freeciv-net-webgl-3d-version-now-under-development#disqus_thread

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-14 6:53

ONE WORD: EASE OF DEPLOYABILITY.
SECOND WORD: MATURE DEVELOPMENT PLATFORM.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-14 12:30

>>11
I ONLY DEPLOY ON MATURE PLATTFORMS FOR MATURE PEOPLE LIKE ME

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-14 20:01

ONE WORD: LAZY-ASS JEW

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-15 17:17

>>3
the fuck on.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-15 19:15

Why so much minecraft hype? It isn't even a game, as it has no goals, story or eyecandy, and it's unoriginal (being clone of Infiniminer). There are far better indie games, like Amnesia and Dwarf Fortress.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-15 19:29

as it has no goals
I have an autistic friend with absolutely no imagination who refuses to play it for this reason.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-15 19:29

Perhaps because he had the most experience programming in Java. He did work on Wurm after all.
He's still a shitty programmer

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-15 19:39

>>16
Tell him to try Blender, it produces high quality CGI and you can find goals on freelance sites.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-15 19:40

>>17
If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-15 20:24

>>15
Dwarf Fortress doesn't have any real goals either.
You make up your own goals.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-15 20:33

>>20
It has a goal setting up dwarf settlement. After that it gets boring. Hope author will fix it and add some modern graphics + mouse support.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-15 21:16

>>21
You can say this about virtually every indie game I've tried.
It has a goal setting up a little base so you can be safe and shit. After that it gets boring; you will have seen every piece of content in < 1 week.  Everyone hopes the author will add some content some day.

DF, Minecraft, Terraria, etc. ...

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-15 21:29

>>21
Already has mouse support, I'd rather not have better graphics than this, would be impossible to handle the making of all the models, animations and so on.


>>22
Dwarf Fortress does so not apply to that 'rule' you're describing in your quote. The random generation of stuff and the really cool things you can do in it allows for many hours of playing.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-15 21:34

Minecraft, dwarf settlement, basement-dwelling. Dig holes, hide your asses.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-15 21:38

>>23
Already has mouse support
I mean real mouse. Like in Starcraft.

I'd rather not have better graphics than this, would be impossible to handle the making of all the models, animations and so on.
He can rip it from other games.

>>22
You can say this about virtually every indie game I've tried.
Because indie game designers sucks.

Everyone hopes the author will add some content some day.
Look at Chess, it had the same content for millennia, but remains a cool game even today. Of course it suffers from one nasty bug (making it bad for competitive play), but so every other game around. At least there is a fix:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Random_chess

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-15 22:27

>>25
What is the bug?

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-15 22:40

Bought minecraft, played for an hour, realized it wasn't really a video game, but a clever scam.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-15 23:01

>>12
YOU'RE VERY MATURE FOR YOUR AGE

Name: 10000 posts 2011-07-15 23:05

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Name: Anonymous 2011-07-15 23:14

>>28
WE ARE HERE. THAT IS ALL.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-16 0:55

>>30
Go back there. That is all.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-16 3:20

>>1
Java is fine for that purpose.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-16 8:13

Because Java runs everywhere there is a JVM installed. Also, retro 90s coding is appealing to hipster douchebags.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-16 8:15

>>31
I AM THE MOST NIGR MATURE!
CHANGE NAME TO PROB. WE ARE HERE. THAT IS ALL.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-16 9:31

>>26
What is the bug?
"the possibility of obtaining an advantage through the memorization of opening moves."

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-16 9:42

Minecraft's success is only due to /v/iral marketing. Infinimer and Dwarf Fortress are similar but superior games.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-16 9:44

>>36
faggot

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-16 11:15

>>34
nice

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-16 11:17

had to run in-browser.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-16 11:38

had to run highly autistic

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-16 12:26

>>39
ActiveX?

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-16 16:10

>>41
Good god, no.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-16 16:49

>>36
Minecraft is like Lady Gaga. When see it, you have no clue why it's so popular, but then you get to know these advanced network marketing techs, which are capable of selling sacks of stale dog shit, and you prise the glory of marketing.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-16 20:49

>>43
Minecraft is like Lady Gaga in that both are fucking awesome.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-16 21:01

>>44
Both are shit.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-17 1:04

>>45
Ace of Spades, however... http://ace-spades.com/

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-17 10:26

>>46
voxel graphics
Their voxels suck and look worse 1992 Comanche game.

Although, modern voxels kick ass:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnboAnQjMKE

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-17 16:34

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