MY NEW PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE

It's FUCKING AWESOME because IT'S EASY.

A common problem in most computer programming classes is the "Tower of Hanoi."  It's easy, but requires effort for noobs to figure out.  However, with this NEW PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE, you can do the Towers of Hanoi in 1 KEYWORD:

TOWERS; # Towers of Hanoi

This one statement causes the NEW PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE AWESOME RUNTIME (NPLAR) to display a graphically intensive, immersive Towers of Hanoi experience sure to knock the socks off of any entry level programming course teacher!

Less impressive is NEW PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE's "Hello World" support.  The traditional "Hello World" program can be done in a single letter keyword, making it among the world's shortest Hello World programs.

H; # Hello, World!

NPLAR takes things a step further with it's SUPER ADVANCED TECHNOLOGY and will display "Hello, World" using your local system's advanced 3D graphics if available.  Future versions of the NPLAR will include sound and possibly video to enhance this experience and give beginners strong encouragement that their efforts will pay off.

I hope you all will like my NEW PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE

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