MY NEW PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE

It's FUCKING AWESOME because IT'S EASY.

A common problem in most computer programming classes is the "Tower of Hanoi."  It's easy, but requires effort for noobs to figure out.  However, with this NEW PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE, you can do the Towers of Hanoi in 1 KEYWORD:

TOWERS; # Towers of Hanoi

This one statement causes the NEW PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE AWESOME RUNTIME (NPLAR) to display a graphically intensive, immersive Towers of Hanoi experience sure to knock the socks off of any entry level programming course teacher!

Less impressive is NEW PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE's "Hello World" support.  The traditional "Hello World" program can be done in a single letter keyword, making it among the world's shortest Hello World programs.

H; # Hello, World!

NPLAR takes things a step further with it's SUPER ADVANCED TECHNOLOGY and will display "Hello, World" using your local system's advanced 3D graphics if available.  Future versions of the NPLAR will include sound and possibly video to enhance this experience and give beginners strong encouragement that their efforts will pay off.

I hope you all will like my NEW PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE

Well, honestly, my NEW PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE may not be original, but it's still AWESOME because of the FANTASTIC RUNTIME.

For example, did you ever want to program Crysis?  Well, you can with one simple command:

CRYSIS;

This single command invokes Crysis on your system.  If Crysis is not installed on your system, the runtime will contact several known Bittorrent-based sources, download and install Crysis automatically.  If it is determined your graphics hardware is insufficient to run Crysis, the CRYSIS command will instead download from various sources a series of MPEG videos which will at least display the game.  As a fallback CRYSIS will download a 256-color random screenshot from various sources and display this screenshot in the event even MPEG playback is not supported by your system.