Google+

I want to be friends with you, /prog/

Wanna G+ invites? Then we can wreak havoc in Larry Page and Sergey Brin's Profiles :D



No, seriously, I got one. Maybe I can invite Xarn?

Same CIA/NSA-supervised shit, different asshole.

>>2
Because you would not be able to resist using your commercial secrets as your status in Google+. And private RSA keys. Shit like that just happens -- you want to write yet another "feeling bord... :/" or "gonna get wasted like shit tonight :)))))))", but instead paste your private RSA key or disclose a plan for overthrowing the government, or shit like that. It's called "neuro-linguistic programming", the interface of Google+ was designed by NSA's cognitive scientists to have this effect on retards.

>plan for overthrowing the government
To take over the world, you doofus.

Suppose you took over the world? What happens next?

>>5
SICP becomes required part of school education and replaces first Algebra, then everything.

>>5
1. Copyrights, "intellectual property" and patents stop existing.
2. Education will be voluntary, paid,private school only.
3. Massive investment in nuclear/non-chemical propulsion and genetic research.
4. Religions and similar populist ideologies will be outlawed.
5. Environmental laws will be enforced much more harshly but will not interfere with progress.
6. All moral obstacles to scientific research will be removed.
7. Eugenics programs which would have mandatory sterilizations for all people who show any genetic defect, disease,flaw.
8. Crime system which would allow any citizen to execute criminals anytime and enforce laws.
9. Total surveillance systems for all public places and placement of turrets in strategic locations.
10. Internet will be provided as common utility like water, all media priority will be on development of better networks and not TV/Radio/Print.

>>7
great, now we know Brain is the russian self-hating jew

we also know that the russian self-hating jew is an autistic faggot

>>3
That wouldn't work because I'm not a retard. Duh.

>>1
Xarn still uses Facebook.

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>>5
<-- that's cool and all, but check 'em

>>7
what might be considered a defect can be, in fact, an evolutionary step. besides, a high variety of individuals is desired if we want a more survivable human race.

>>12
feeling threatened, autist?

>>7

Today's episode of /prog/ is brought to you by the letters 'F' and 'P'!

F is for Fascism!

L is for Losers who aren't content with their own lives and feel the need to tell everyone else how to live!

ALSO, if you're going to go the route of a scientific despot, you're going to have a problem with retards killing each other (and you) if you remove religion entirely. They need the poorly-written stories telling them they will get time with the Sky Daddy if they're good, and the promise of an afterlife makes them think subservience in this life isn't that big of a deal. Even if you've already 'gained control', taking away their story books could be problematic.

>>14

s/'P'/'L'

>>14
stop talking to yourself, self-hating russian jew

>>16
I'm not 'that guy', sorry.

>>17
Well you are almost as annoying as him, and just slightly less annoying than a militant fundamentalist.

>>18
):

>>8
Different posters. This forum is a magnet to techno-fascists and racists.

>>20
>>7 seems serious, but I doubt we have any actual racists. It's just a lot of quite experienced trolls, especially on /lounge/.

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>>11
<-- check 'em

>>3
Listen here, jerkface, if they know I'm getting wasted they have already won.

>>21
I'm racist in a 'fun' way. I mean, i like to insult niggers and chinks on tv and spics specially, lol most mexicans are stupid and ignorant fucks.

But i would never discriminate anyone by race. I don't take racism seriously.

With all that said, i think that niggers had a strange smell.

I'm a southamerican spic, by the way

I wonder how the thread derailed to THIS

I wonder why anyone would bother staying on topic in such a shitthread in the firstplace.

https://m.google.com/app/contacts?unauth=1#:v=pc&g=-2339452247492099739

>>1

sounds cool, i've send you a PM

i'll await your response, since you're my new best friend forever

forever

>>27
liek dis if u cry everytym

>>16
stop talking to yourself, self-hating russian jew
I can't be a Jew. The term "self-hating Jew" implies a tragic pathos that absolves its object of an elementary moral responsibility. It also implies an inner-directedness. My hatred towards the Jews are directed outwards, at the Jews as an object, and not towards any outwardly "Jewish" qualities within myself.

>>29
Only a self-hating jew would speak of such things. Therefore you are a self-hating jew.

>>30
My whole family was wiped out in the holocaust, and the only reason I am here is because by some miracle my grandmother escaped with my then 2 year old father. I find your humor, if that is what it can be called, disgusting and cruel. I hope you can sleep at night.

My whole family was wiped out in the holocaust

Big deal

<--- nice dubs bro!

>>33
schöne dubletten, mein freund

If someone made a social networking site with public and private key cryptography built in, how long do you think it would take for every country to ban the url?

>>35
Inf

>>27

>>1-san here.

I won't click it, sorry.