Inductive proof that Lisp is for faggots

1. Fact: women can't program (see ``Whore's Law'')
2. Therefore, Alyssa P. Hacker is not a woman, but a tranny.
3. Therefore, Alyssa P. Hacker is a faggot.
4. Therefore, a Lisp hacker is a faggot.
5. Therefore, we must conclude that all Lisp hackers are faggots.

QED

Shut up, Louis Reasoner.

post this at math.stackexchange

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math.stackexchange
shouldn't that be in the thread package?

this thread is truth. I am both a Lisp hacker and a homosexual.

Both of these make me superior to Java-writing heterosexuals, btw.

Whore's law was invented by the man to keep women down.

Alyssa P. Hacker's brother, Eli T. Hacker, programs in Python.

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Alan Turing was a faggot, all programming languages that are Turing-complete are for faggots. Programmers are faggots.