Inductive proof that Lisp is for faggots

1. Fact: women can't program (see ``Whore's Law'')
2. Therefore, Alyssa P. Hacker is not a woman, but a tranny.
3. Therefore, Alyssa P. Hacker is a faggot.
4. Therefore, a Lisp hacker is a faggot.
5. Therefore, we must conclude that all Lisp hackers are faggots.

QED