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Name: OFFENSIVE NAME 2011-06-02 16:55

HIGHLY OFFENSIVE RANT ABOUT HASKELL

AUTISM

MORE AUTISM

EVEN MORE AUTISM

OHGOD AUTISM EVERYWHERE

LISP

LISP IS GOOD

LISP IS BETTER THAN EVERYTHING YOU BELIEVE IN

LISP GIVES ME A RAGING BONER

I WANT TO MARRY LISP

OH LORD IN HEAVEN I LOVE LISP SO MUCH I WOULD KILL MYSELF FOR LISP

ALSO EMACS

WINDOWS IS PIG DISGUSTING

I AM USING SOLARIS BECAUSE I KNOWS TEH LUNIX

AND TOTALLY NOT BECAUSE I AM FUCKING STUCK AT MY JOB AS SERVER ADMINISTRATOR (ALSO A RONERY FAGGOT)

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-02 16:56

ok

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-02 16:57

1) be calm and go smell flowerz outside they smel real good you dont have to code in a dark cave all day FEEL THE WIND IN YOUR WATERY EYES. SOMEDAY YOU WILL TURN INTO A CAMEL

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-02 17:01

little boys need bitterSweet love too

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-02 17:02

no srsly kat

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-02 17:02

>>1
SOLARIS
Unix faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-02 17:04

I am a slave. Please rescue me from this cynical horror.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-02 17:07

>>1
SOLARIS
A worse-is-better OS created by the same evil corporation, that created JAVA (worst language ever).

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-02 17:12

fukken java why is it so sl0w

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-02 17:13

h4x0r my 4nu5 f4g3t

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-02 17:14

currently someone is haxoring my honeynet. i feel so special and loved

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-02 17:19

>>8
JAVA (worst language ever).
That's not C.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-02 17:21

troll my anus

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-02 17:27

>>12
Java/C/C++/Haskell - they're all the same. You can refer to them as a single language.

Lisp and Assembly > XML > Forth > SmallTalk > C and BASH > Perl/Python/JS/Ruby/PHP > Algol/Java/C#/Haskell/Delphi/ML/F#/C++/Scala/Visual Basic/Pascal

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-02 17:36

>>14
Poor.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-02 17:36

a penny for the average IQ from /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-02 17:44

>>15
Yep! Algol is a poor language for anything.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-02 18:03

>>14
That's completely messed up.

SKI calculus = Lambda calculus > Lisp family = Forth = Macro Assembler > Smalltalk = Io = Self > Assembly > Lua = Tcl > APL > JS > Perl 6 > Ruby > Perl > ALGOL family[1] > ML family > Miranda family = Clean > Erlang > *Your new hipster pseudo-functional language of the week here* > Factor > *Your new half-assed PHP/FIOC/JS/whatever Lisp implementation* > *Your new half-assed PHP/FIOC/JS/whatever Clojure-inspired Lisp implementation* > LOGO family > Python > Pascal family > Clojure[2][3] > Go[3] > Java > CPL family[4] > C family[5] > C++ > FORTRAN family[6] > PHP > BASIC family > sh(1) and derivatives > ``in Lisp'' DSL

[1] We've got lexical scope from here.
[2] Special case not included in Lisp.
[3] It was pretty hard to put these two even below Python, but they do suck that much.
[4] C and C++ not included.
[5] C++ not included.
[6] CPL family not included.

Name: AUTISM 2011-06-02 18:07

AUTISM

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-02 18:21

SKI calculus = Lambda calculus
These aren't even real languages. Just Set Theory extensions.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-02 18:23

>>18
Clojure[2][3]
Clojure does one things right: Persistent Data Structures. No more this mutable OOP shit.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-02 18:25

>>18
Lisp family = Forth = Macro Assembler
Forth cannot in macros
MASM isn't even turing complete.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-02 18:36

>>20-22
You don't understand SKI and lambda calculus, Clojure is crippled in many ways, FORTH has immediate words, I wasn't specifically talking of MASM, just decent macro assembler, and no shit, computers are not Turing-complete?

You just continue to show how ignorant you are. Have you tried Forth? Have you tried Clojure? Have you tried/do you know something about the languages you listed in >>14? No, you don't. Lisp doesn't make you a genius. Get the fuck out of my /prog/, you and your shitty inferior DSL, you make all Lispers look bad, you're the embodiment of all what's wrong with the world, if you were never born the whole world would've been a better place. Fuck you, follow one of these links, get out, and never come back.

http://boards.4chan.org/b/
http://boards.4chan.org/g/
http://boards.4chan.org/sci/
http://dis.4chan.org/sci/
http://dis.4chan.org/vip/
http://7chan.org/
http://www.reddit.com/

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-02 19:09

>>23
You don't understand SKI and lambda calculus
Neither I uderstand Set Theory or God or Infinity. It's religion.

Have you tried Forth?
I tried Factor (advanced version of Forth with lambdas and even continuations), before coming to Lisp. No way to bind variables, continuous refactoring and stack effects. It was awful.

FORTH has immediate words
C/C++ has #define. Even BASH has textual substitution

Have you tried Clojure?
Yes. I loved persistent data structures and lazy lists.

Clojure is crippled in many ways
It's main problem is that it require JAVA.

Have you tried/do you know something about the languages you listed in >>14?
I tried Haskell and C++, but they required Set Theory to understand their typeclasses. I haven't tried Java or ML, as on the first sight they look like a more complicated versions of C++.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-02 19:22

>>23
http://boards.4chan.org/sci/
already got ban there.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-02 19:37

It's just some russian-in-lisp-finitist-antisemit-guy probably working in supercomputer center.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-02 19:40

>>23
He thinks /proggles~/ is some sort of speshul sexpert purgroamers club

How cute!

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-02 19:48

>>26
Whats wrong with being russian and antisemit, considering how much evil jews done to my country?

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-02 20:38

>>28
Your rants don't make sense. We may take you more seriously if your evidence wasn't strongly affected by confirmation bias.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-02 20:44

Mathematicians demand proofs in Set Theory. This is like the Catholic Church requiring Mass be given in Latin. It is a method of guaranteeing only the priests (the true believers) know the Church's doctrines. It is designed to prevent skeptics (non-believers) from being able to question Church doctrine, since you need to know a dead language to have any idea what that doctrine is.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-02 20:44

>>29
IF communism isn't evil, then what is evil?

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-02 20:53

>>31
North Korean dictatorship. General Gaddafi's actions against his own population. Destruction of Cambodia.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-02 21:17

>>32
North Korean dictatorship.
North Korean is the communism at its best.

General Gaddafi's actions against his own population
Can't judge Gaddafi, but it looks like he defends interests of his people against jews, who wan't to rob them.

Destruction of Cambodia.
Also a commie country.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-02 21:46

>>28

I don't follow you:

- Evil jews fucked up the soul of Mother Russia with communism
- therefore Set Theory is evil.

???

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-02 23:18

>>30

* head explodes *

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-03 0:34

>>34
It were commie-jews together with a kabbalistic sect of onomatodoxists, who introduced the Set Theory in russian schools.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-03 0:36

Rabota Boga was founded in Moscow on Sept. 6, 1909, at a time when the Orthodox world was being rocked by the new creed of "Onomatodoxy". The Onomatodoxists, led by the great Schema-monk Illarion, believed that "The name of God is God Himself and can produce miracles"; this was condemned as heresy by the church fathers, and as rival groups of monks rioted in their monasteries, the Tsar himself was obliged to mediate. The Imperial Government eventually found a cleric to produce a theological compromise, but the bad feeling remained.

One victim was a war hero and newly-tonsured monk, Antony Bulatovich, who had been expelled from his monastery for promoting Onomatodoxist dogma. Bulatovich aimed to give others like him a new course; instead of retiring into monasteries, he felt, men with a secular calling as well as a sacred one should be able to follow both at once. The solution: in addition to vows of poverty, chastity and obedience, a man pledges to God all his professional talents.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-03 0:38

Florensky published works on the parallels between abstract mathematics and religion: he stated that the mathematics of continuous functions is like rationalism while some concepts, such as transfinite numbers, can be explained only in the framework of the Imiaslavie philosophy, where the Name of God is God Himself.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-03 2:30

im 12 years old and what is this

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-03 3:00

>>37,38

The historians of mathematics Loren Graham and Jean-Michel Kantor have stated that the work of the Russian Mathematics School is still filled with this mysticism while the French Mathematics School is considered to be based on rationalism.

Crazy motherfuckers with their Mathematics filled with mysticism.

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