OFFENSIVE TITLE

HIGHLY OFFENSIVE RANT ABOUT HASKELL

AUTISM

MORE AUTISM

EVEN MORE AUTISM

OHGOD AUTISM EVERYWHERE

LISP

LISP IS GOOD

LISP IS BETTER THAN EVERYTHING YOU BELIEVE IN

LISP GIVES ME A RAGING BONER

I WANT TO MARRY LISP

OH LORD IN HEAVEN I LOVE LISP SO MUCH I WOULD KILL MYSELF FOR LISP

ALSO EMACS

WINDOWS IS PIG DISGUSTING

I AM USING SOLARIS BECAUSE I KNOWS TEH LUNIX

AND TOTALLY NOT BECAUSE I AM FUCKING STUCK AT MY JOB AS SERVER ADMINISTRATOR (ALSO A RONERY FAGGOT)

>>14
That's completely messed up.

SKI calculus = Lambda calculus > Lisp family = Forth = Macro Assembler > Smalltalk = Io = Self > Assembly > Lua = Tcl > APL > JS > Perl 6 > Ruby > Perl > ALGOL family^[1] > ML family > Miranda family = Clean > Erlang > *Your new hipster pseudo-functional language of the week here* > Factor > *Your new half-assed PHP/FIOC/JS/whatever Lisp implementation* > *Your new half-assed PHP/FIOC/JS/whatever Clojure-inspired Lisp implementation* > LOGO family > Python > Pascal family > Clojure^[2][3] > Go^[3] > Java > CPL family^[4] > C family^[5] > C++ > FORTRAN family^[6] > PHP > BASIC family > sh(1) and derivatives > ``in Lisp'' DSL

[1] We've got lexical scope from here.
[2] Special case not included in Lisp.
[3] It was pretty hard to put these two even below Python, but they do suck that much.
[4] C and C++ not included.
[5] C++ not included.
[6] CPL family not included.